The "Mock" Mock Eulogy Game

[Nak]

New game! What if the poster above you died? What kind of eulogy would you give that person?

eulogy /yoo-luh-jee/ (n) a speech or writing in honor of a deceased person

We'll make ours much more fun though, with a dash or two of sarcasm. But nothing too mean, okay? Lol XD Feel free to play around with the cause of death, etc. This is a MOCK eulogy game, make it funny!



Write a eulogy for the poster above you. Start with me! :mrgreen:


Please post responsibly.

[mrsimms101]

Nak was a kind boy, a gentle boy, a loving boy, a boy who, whatever life threw at him, stood tall and...

*simms steps in and whispers to funeral director*

"Oh, uh, hem-hem. By boy, of course, I mean, uh, girl.... pokemon..... staryu.... drowned.... terrible...... nak....... storm...... can't swim........ staryu....... weak pokemon....... water pokemon trainers........ no good...... and may she and her weak little staryu be at peace."

*Nak's ghost whacks funeral director over his head*

EDIT: (for the post below, so that I don't wreck the game) - Nak.... that's, *sniff*, that's, beautiful *breaks down in tears*

[Nak]

Rofl XD You know how I dislike the whole gender confusion thing. My soul would have had been sure to haunt you for that eulogy. =D


Today we gather at Mr. Simms' funeral. Why, you ask? Other than the game rules, I'm not too sure. I will be sure to miss his like for the numbers 1, 0, and 1. Aside from that, I don't know. I haven't talked to the dude much. :p

[joinred1127]

Nak… yeah…
Well now that she's gone I guess the gym's mine!

Be quiet stupid ghost :P

[spursdude2]

Join red... His funeral was ok... End of story XD

[joinred1127]

Join red... His funeral was ok... End of story XD

Spursdude… his deadly odor STTILLLL lingers!

jk, jk… or am I…

[mrsimms101]

Joinred will best be known for his animated avatar. Joinred and that little castform, the cause of joinred's untimely death (the animations caused joinred to have an epileptic fit - much like the soldier porygon episode of pokemon) will be remembered always.

[belnumcree]

Mrsimms101 or "Anthony" as some refered to him. Known for his awesome Jolteon Sig. Alas cut down in his prime by a breeding project gone horribly wrong. He was trying to find a way to breed two Ditto's together for the good of all Breeders. Strangely though his Jolteon sig went missing shortly after his demise. Some say it ran away, others have said they spotted it in BelnumCree's Sig. :shock:

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Nak, or Whippersnapper as she was fondly regarded, was a wonderful soul so full of rebellion and sarcasm. We only wish we could know where the newspaper came from that took her out on that fateful day. Some say that they heard shouts of "Get off my lawn" shortly before she was found. With so many friends and no enemies, I guess the truth shall never be known. Though it is thought that her spirit still walks among us and sometimes you can see a ghostly "XD" appearing occasionaly at the Pokefarm Forums.

[Taterbud]

Poor Belnumcree, we knew him.... what more can be said. He was often called "Old Man" even though he was in fact not that old and rather young, but his smart demeanor made him seem wise beyond his years, most believe that Nak had something to do with his demise. It is said that before he died in his sleep, if you were near his home you could hear him shouting "Whippersnapper I'll get you!," but whose to say this is true.

[ryanchevi_123]

we gather here today to cough priase cough i mean mourn the death of tater bud she was turned against by a horde of nidorans that they were trying to force to breed poor nidorans anyways

Off to the bar!!!!
lol

[soccergurl22]

We gather here to mourn the death of Ryan. It was such a sad day when he was working on his farm "Maritine Breeding" and he accidently choked on a piece of sea salt. He gagged and coughed, but it never came out. The poor, poor boy.:cry:

[juaco]

who know what happen to the body of soccergurl atfer you dissapear in that harddy blizzard when got kinnaped be the abomasnow Yeti...

we still looking for the body...but everything remaning a mistery...we can only remenber as icicle gym leader...maybe still in the hail everything we summon it to the game....:(

[soccergurl22]

We gather to mock I mean mourn over the death of our beloved Boulder Gym leader juaco. He was training in a mine when a pebble the size of a dime hit him in the head and the rest is history.:cry:

[Nak]

I mourn for Maddi. She was training with her Snow White when it slipped on ice and landed on her. 'Tis a shame... :cry:

[soccergurl22]

Oww...

I mourn for Nak when she laughed so hard at me and stepped on a thin sheet of ice and fell through. Many may not know that this water trainer cannot swim so she drowned.:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:lol::lol:Lol, j/k

[Nak]

Oww...

I mourn for Nak when she laughed so hard at me and stepped on a thin sheet of ice and fell through. Many may not know that this water trainer cannot swim so she drowned.:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:lol::lol:Lol, j/kHahaha, I love it! Lmao XDDD Irony cracks me up :D

[soccergurl22]

You got a keep it quiet around here. Snow White is sensitive about her weight.:rolleyes: That's why my game is full of trick mirrors.:wink:Duh!:-D

[Nak]

You got a keep it quiet around here. Snow White is sensitive about her weight.:rolleyes: That's why my game is full of trick mirrors.:wink:Duh!:-DRofl, ok. :-D


Next poster: The eulogy will be Maddi's.

[Dr. Narnad]

On this saddest day in history, we gather to praise the life and question the tragic passing of a great character on Pokefam. For it was a few days ago, Saturday to be exact, when she made a very questionable move and decided to venture out into the "non-internet" world. Many activities in the "real" world are consider benign, this being one of prime example.

Deciding to take Gamegeezers offer of a free ticket to his favorite band, Hall and Oats, she was hoping to broaden her horizons but sadly it only deepened them...six feet under. She survived the dreaded introduction set of "Say It Ain't So" but upon hearing "Every Time You Go Away", that is exactly what happened. You may not know this but pokemon thrive on music, except for music by H&O (the official acronym for those of us in the know ;) ). And carrying a Pink DS full of those critters created a ticking time bomb within in her backpack. Frantically, the pokemon decided to terminate their exsisting thus resulting in a 10 foot blast radius which removed many a soul from our world, including Nak but sadly not the band. For you see Gamegeezer had given her a crummy seat, 476 ZZ.

So today, we question why Gamegeezer had a ticket in the first place, why had Nak taken him up on his offer of that crummy seat and what does an encore song by H&O sound like? The answers to these questions, we may never know.

[soccergurl22]

One very sad day(cough) Narnad was hiking up mount everest. After 5 cold seconds, he annouced,"I can't do this anymore my little toe is cold!" Then he slipped om the mountain side to his doom.:cry: He will be remembered most for his love of multicolored socks,:-D




This is for Maddi:
Oh Maddi we will miss you so! You were so pretty and smart and you always pwned Nak.:-D Maddi, you were the best!

Love,
Snow White:-D

[pickakid95]

ha ha cute..

We Will ALWAYS remember maddi as a great leader and becuase snow white will be buried with her...(i don't think nak minds that much but was crying after we coverd maddi's body in snow and surrounded it in icicles) i just hope global warming doesnt melt that...

[mrsimms101]

pickakid95, or rachel, according to her profile, will always be remembered for her fondness of the alternate spelling of pika - picka. So is it pikachu or pickachu? We will never know, since the reason pickakid95 is gone is because an angry pikachu zapped her good.

[Kiwi]

today is a sad day mrsimms101, died instanylt when he somehow managed to jump of the 20th floor of an apartment
oh well, party time!!!

[mrsimms101]

^:o:o:o:o:o

[ryanchevi_123]

today we gather here on this sad say where kiwi got eaten by a houndoom on the island of new zealand r.i.p.


oh well lets go clubin'

casket falls in a pit of acid

lol jk

[Rowenc23]

Today we gather at Ryanchevi_123, who's numbers in his name got him a weekly investigation by the FBI, and when it turned out he wasn't a criminal, he was aressted and killed for taking up the FBI's time :(

[Gamegeezer]

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today for the passing our great brother.....................*music stops playing*...............
>.>
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>.>
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>.>

...........*cough*...............erm......what was that kids name? *crowd is silent*

[juaco]

omg

i cant believe this day finally came...

the day when the latino trio split out...atfer the tragic death of gamegeezeer...

some people say it was to many videogames.

but maybe the real reason of death only is n the mind of nak.

poor geezer....we used to be latino trio...with nagib...now we are only 2 left....how is going to be death next?

[Taterbud]

As we mourn this gym leader, Juaco, we recall all the times where he would misspell something and we would laugh, his untimely death was caused by one of his own teammates when he was training them, apparently it's a bad idea to use earthquake next to a mountain...hmmm, anyways we wish him a farewell and we will miss you. :-(:-(

[Taterbud]

This eulogy is for the game, yes it had a fine start, but a short life, here you may pay your respects to this game that so quickly died. The thread's untimely end was a sad one, but in by giving up it's life other threads were able to thrive, to that we thank this thread for dying, but we'll miss it, to this I raise a glass and give a toast to this poor thread...:(