1000th post wins

[WestCoastNinja]

Whoever posts the 1000th post gets a shiny pokemon from me.

Rules

Only one. Dont double post or your disqualified!!!

You can post anything. A joke or story or just anything. Just keep in mind it all leads up to a winner.

Prize

A shiny Teddiursa! (Hopefully) XP

Havent gotten one yet but hopefully I will when a winner is announced.

Just in case I dont Prize

Shiny Kadabra!

Get postin!

[SpaceMonkeySteve]

Ah, one of these, eh?

[Nak]

*spams* XD

OMG I haven't played this game in so long! But 1000th post? Yikes... this thread will be the spammiest thing ever. O_O

[WestCoastNinja]

Ah, one of these, eh?

Yeah but way better since you actually get somthing if you win. :D

If I can get the hang of this chain thing than the prize will be one of every shiny I got.

[SpaceMonkeySteve]

Wow, impressive.

But, what happens if YOU'RE the 1000th poster?

[spursdude2]

I dunno what will happen?

[Deltoid]

Sweet!
a green teddirusa!

[WestCoastNinja]

Wow, impressive.

But, what happens if YOU'RE the 1000th poster?

I will just try to pay attention to the # of posts so that wont happen.

[BugCatcher6]

So you retire from the Gym to host games?

Anyway since I posted here, does that mean I cannot post again in this thread or I just can't double post? Like if I was #999, I could not post again for #1,000?

[pokemasterSD]

So we can say anything eh,so I say "welcome to Mcdonalds can I take your order"."Ya I want a Big Mac a large root beer and small french fries".That will be $6.67 ser"."Wow what a steal".Wow I can't believe I just said that. :DI want this to count as a story.

[Nak]

So you retire from the Gym to host games?

Anyway since I posted here, does that mean I cannot post again in this thread or I just can't double post? Like if I was #999, I could not post again for #1,000?

You can post again, but not consecutively.

Wow, I wonder what poor soul will post at # 999. XDDD Maybe me, if I manage to chain shiny Teddiursa before then. :p

[Kay]

This might take a while :-P

[Nak]

I know.

*plops on couch and doodles a mustache and horns on Mike's mom's picture*

YO MOMMA. XDDD

[Jats605]

this is going to be a long thread..*pulls out a calender and does complicated math* yep a very long thread..XD

[toys4life]

Grocery List
A loaf of bread,
A gallon of milk,
A stick of butter.

[SpaceMonkeySteve]

These sorts of threads tend to move quicker than you might think.

This one may be even faster because there's a 'bribe' at the end of the tunnel, lol.

[Jats605]

good point. peoples post spam (and yes i mean the meat and the useless info) like crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[toys4life]

MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Donuts! :wink:

[Jats605]

that was random...spam is a kind of meat...

[pickakid95]

man if you go onto the pic gallery page there are like over 600 posts there..
only at 19(not counting mine which makes 20.) n.n

[Giratina master]

or is it? dunh, dunh, dunh!:shock::eek:

[BugCatcher6]

that was random...spam is a kind of meat...

Spam, meat you eat with a Spork.

[toys4life]

that was random...spam is a kind of meat...

LOL! yeah I know it's meat...I actually did a speech on Spam in college.

I joined the Spam fan club and I have a SPAM-O-Rama Bowling Shirt somewhere. :D

[SpaceMonkeySteve]

The tab is there to open the can.
The can is there to hold in the Spam!
The key is there to open the tin.
The tin is there to keep the Spam in!

[toys4life]

The tab is there to open the can.
The can is there to hold in the Spam!
The key is there to open the tin.
The tin is there to keep the Spam in!

"Weird Al" Yankovic ROCKS!!!! :D

[Giratina master]

clever. ;D

[toys4life]

Fried Spam with Mac N' Cheese is pretty tasty! :D

[Giratina master]

:shock: And you know this how?

[FatherGoblin]

Shiny and a Movie thread has 1336 posts.
That thread only started two months ago and it actually has a purpose.
Go TaterBud, Go!

[Jats605]

i never was very good @ that game...

[Giratina master]

Me neither, but I still give it a shot now and then... I always get it wrong though.:D

[toys4life]

:shock: And you know this how?

I had a can of spam...I had a box of Mac N' Cheese...I mixed them together and served it up hot!

I wasn't the best...but it wasn't bad :D

[Giratina master]

Wow. What the mind will do to the stomach out of hunger. I personally like sausage w/ syrup.

[Jats605]

*throws up beside chair* and i thought muk soup was nasty!!:lol:

[Nak]

SPAM FIGHT!

*chucks spam at everyone*

What a great way to build up post count. XD

[toys4life]

:shock: Whoa! Spam flying everywhere!

Where did I put my Spam-zooka!

Lock and Load! ======= SPAM!

[Nak]

:shock: Whoa! Spam flying everywhere!

Where did I put my Spam-zooka!

Lock and Load! ======= SPAM!

*gets hit right in the face by giant pink text*


GRRRAAARGG!!! *flails*

*shakes fist*

I will return and destroy your Spam-zooka! >o<

[toys4life]

Drops the Spam-zooka and graps my Spommy Gun (Modified Tommy Gun)

SPA, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A, A!!!

lolh! :D

[Jats605]

it is would war spam!!

[toys4life]

What a Spam-tastrophe this will be! :D

[Nak]

*returns*

Hello world! Meet my... SPAM CANNON XD 3000

*shoots giant balls of spam at everyone* XD

[toys4life]

:shock: :o HOLY CR...MMMPH!!!!

*Takes a giant ball of spam HEAD ON!!!*

[Jats605]

*catches giant ball of spam and throws it back* this is why i eat spam, for strong muscle*flexes muscles*

[Taterbud]

Shiny and a Movie thread has 1336 posts.
That thread only started two months ago and it actually has a purpose.
Go TaterBud, Go!
Aww, I got an add. in here, cool!:D
So, anyways..."Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, Wonderful spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam!"
...."you can get eggs and spam, toast and spam, spam and spam, or roast hash and spam."...."But, I don't like spam."...."I'll take your spam!" Ha! Anyone know what that's from??:wink:

[Guilo]

*Fires anti-spam cannon at Jats605*

No more spam, no more muscles... you wanna fire that Spam cannon at him again Nak?

[toys4life]

*Can't Breath!*

Toys4life getting ANGRY

RRRAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!

:mrgreen: Hulk4life LOVE SPAM!

:mrgreen: Hulk4life want more!!!

*:mrgreen:Hulk4life grabs Nak's Spam Cannon XD 3000 and starts shooting Tasty spam balls in his mouth*

MMMMMMMMmmmmmm.....Munch, Munch, Munch!

MORE!!!!

[toys4life]

Aww, I got an add. in here, cool!:D
So, anyways..."Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, Wonderful spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam!"
...."you can get eggs and spam, toast and spam, spam and spam, or roast hash and spam."...."But, I don't like spam."...."I'll take your spam!" Ha! Anyone know what that's from??:wink:

Monty Python ROCKS!!!!!!!!!


Edit: :shock: Oops! Sorry for the double post...

[Guilo]

*Poisons all spam comming out of the cannon*


*Hulk4life shrinks, shreeks, and runs off while I cackle madly*

[Jats605]

*Fires anti-spam cannon at Jats605*

No more spam, no more muscles... you wanna fire that Spam cannon at him again Nak?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!It cant end like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:lol:

[toys4life]

*runs behind a bush in the forest..."Insert potty humor here"*

*Pokemon run frantically away from the bushes*

Oh man poisoned spam does not digest well!

*Two Kakunas pass out and fall from a nearby tree branch above the bushes*

Poor things never saw it coming :D he he!

[Jats605]

Poor kakuna....ROFL!!!!!!!!!

[Guilo]

*Orders massive Charizard army to burn down the forest*

"We'll find him soon enough..."

[FatherGoblin]

Aww, I got an add. in here, cool!:D
So, anyways..."Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, Wonderful spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam!"
...."you can get eggs and spam, toast and spam, spam and spam, or roast hash and spam."...."But, I don't like spam."...."I'll take your spam!" Ha! Anyone know what that's from??:wink:

I have the entire Flying Circus collection on DVD. Reminds me...I really have to watch the Dead Parrot skit again soon.

[Jats605]

*Orders massive Charizard army to burn down the forest*

"We'll find him soon enough..."will find how? me? Nahhhhh!:lol:

[toys4life]

*Orders massive Charizard army to burn down the forest*

"We'll find him soon enough..."
:eek: HOT! HOT!HOT!

[Guilo]

Nooo, find Toys4life. If I don't find you in there, it means you shared the trees fates... Wishing I found you now?

[Taterbud]

I have the entire Flying Circus collection on DVD. Reminds me...I really have to watch the Dead Parrot skit again soon.

I have the entire Flying Circus collection on DVD too.:o:o:o:o:D
I love the dead parrot skit..."it's dead."..."no it's not, it's just stunned."

[Guilo]

So what happened, is it really dead?

[toys4life]

:D He he!

My Alakazam used Teleport!

I'm no longer in the forest, I'm sitting in a "Star-mie-bucks" sipping on some Hot Apple Cider!

MMMMMMmmmmmm Cider! :D

[Taterbud]

So what happened, is it really dead?

Yes, it's really dead...."look, you nailed it to this branch."..."no I didn't."

[Guilo]

Taterbud: That's awesome!!!

Toys4life: Not cool... I know, my Aipom agents stole all of your pokemon with the ability to get you out of Stamies, rushed everyone out of the building, locked all of the doors from the outside, and are preparing to storm the building and force feed you fast-food hamburgers till you can no-longer move.

[toys4life]

Yes, it's really dead...."look, you nailed it to this branch."..."no I didn't."

Monty Python is SOOO funny!

"No one expects the Spanish inquisition!!!!!" :D

I could watch "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" over and over again!

[revelp8]

Monty Python is SOOO funny!

"No one expects the Spanish inquisition!!!!!" :D

I could watch "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" over and over again!

that was a great movie...too bad i didn't appreciate it much in HS english class.

[Guilo]

I have never seen it, but I could probably quote from it because so many people here talk about it.

[toys4life]

Taterbud: That's awesome!!!

Toys4life: Not cool... I know, my Aipom agents stole all of your pokemon with the ability to get you out of Starmies, rushed everyone out of the building, locked all of the doors from the outside, and are preparing to storm the building and force feed you fast-food hamburgers till you can no-longer move.


"I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today." - Wimpy

[SpaceMonkeySteve]

Execution? Left line.
Execution? Left line.
Execution?

No, actually, they're letting me go.

Oh, okay. Right line, then.

Only kidding! I'm here for execution!

Ooh, you almost had me there! Left line!

[spursdude2]

So... whatever happened to spam? *Shoots Slizer* Get over hear!

[toys4life]

It's so nice to have a place where you can sit back, relax, kick off your shoes and SPAM! all over the place!

It so hard sometimes not spaming on other threads...luckily Taterbud lets us get way with it a little on the "Shiny and a Movie" thread.

Honestly I think this thread is just a way to keep people occupied so WCN can take the Shiny and a movie thread FTW!

I'm on to WestCoastNinja!!! :mad: j/k :D hehe!

[Guilo]

The spam rotted, decayed, molded even. Anyone got any jokes?

[belnumcree]

Spam, meat you eat with a Spork.

*Pulls out Sporks*

Little known fact, but I'm trained in the art of Spork-chi

*Twirls Sporks wildly in hands*

[spursdude2]

Why did the chicken cross the road?






to get to the other side!

[SpaceMonkeySteve]

A story my friend Robert wrote.


Once upon a time, there was this super hero, named Super Awesome Man.
This wasn't any normal super hero. He had Super Awesome powers. Like the ability to break a man in half using just his left earlobe. Ok, not really, but if it was possible, he'd be able to do it. But he has the ability to shoot projectile vomit at people. Not just any type of vomit, it was SUPER ACIDIC VOMIT (patent pending)

So this one day, Super Awesome Man was walking down the street, dressed as a normal person, ya know so people don't always ask him for autographs and stuff. But anyways, he was walking down the street, and this dude came up behind him and was all "Hey man, give me all your money and your wallet" and stuff. So Super Awesome Man turned around and shot his SUPER ACIDIC VOMIT (patent pending) right in his face. Then the dude was all "AAAHH!!!! AAAAAAAHH!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAHHHH" and then he fell over, and his face melted off. Then Super Awesome Man took his size 15 shoe and shoved it right up the dude's colon. He stuck it so far up there, that the dude started pooping out of his mouth and stuff. Needless to say, the dude died. Then Super Awesome Man took the dude's carcass and shoved it in a trashbag and shipped it to Zimbabwe. He didn't know why he did that, but he just did, ok?
After his brush with evil, Super Awesome Man did like he always does. He celebrated by throwing a huge keggar at his house, and everyone and their grandmother showed up. They had a Super Awesome time.

The moral of the story: If you ever attempt to rob somebody, wear a face mask, cuz they just might possess SUPER ACIDIC VOMIT (patent pending)

My friend Robert isn't quite right in the head, but he's a terrific author.

[spursdude2]

I'm eating yummy pizza!

[toys4life]

A story my friend Robert wrote.



My friend Robert isn't quite right in the head, but he's a terrific author.

If the Capitan Underpants books were written for adults I think that would be in the first chapter! :wink:

[SpaceMonkeySteve]

Part 2 of the chronicles of Super Awesome Man.


One day, Super Awesome Man was at a Rock Concert, and was rocking away in a mosh pit. It was one of those mosh pits that spin around really fast in circles, not one of those that just hit everyone around you. But that's besides the point.

Anyway, he was jammin away playin his air guitar, then suddenly BOOM!!! The stage exploded, sending a bunch of wood and stuff shooting out at people, and killed a bunch of them and stuff. As the smoke lifted, he saw the silhouette of an indian, a cowboy, a police man, and a construction worker. Non other than THE EVIL ALLIANCE OF VILLAGE PEOPLE FANS (Dum Dum DUMMMM!!!) So Super Awesome Man had no choice but to fight them. He jumped up on stage and started bustin heads, but he was ambushed by a bunch of other Village People fans. Not just regular Village People fans, but MUTATED Village People fans. They had huge fangs and sharp nails and stuff.

Anyway, they started biting and clawing at his flesh, causing many minor wounds (which he would later put very small bandages on) but he spewed SUPER ACIDIC VOMIT (patent pending) all over a bunch of them and stuff and they ran away with their flesh burning off. After he got back up, he found that the leaders of THE EVIL ALLIANCE OF VILLAGE PEOPLE FANS had ran away. He tried to follow them, but he noticed that the local donut shop was having a sale, and there's two things he can't resist:
keggars
carnies
and donuts

The moral of the story, if you like the Village People, you best not join THE EVIL ALLIANCE OF VILLAGE PEOPLE FANS . Oh, that and learn to count.

My friend Robert also has two novels, and several short stories about bodily functions, or things he thinks would be awesome if real, but in reality are disgusting. I could post more, but some of it can get somewhat vulgar at times.

[dan the man]

so let me get this straight...a spam board?

[toys4life]

MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Donuts! :wink:

My Alakazam used foresight and new this comment would be used a couple pages later! :wink: he he!

[toys4life]

so let me get this straight...a spam board?

NO!....it's a spam board with a prize!!! :D


Edit: Darnit I did it again! SORRY! for the DP!

[dan the man]

okay so spam as much as possible?

[Nak]

Holy :(:(:(:(, this thread grew 3 pages while I was gone. o_O

[toys4life]

okay so spam as much as possible?

The more the merrier :D


Holy :(:(:(:(, this thread grew 3 pages while I was gone. o_O

They grow up so fast don't they...sniff :cry: ...I still remember when this thread was on page 1 :wink: LOL!

[Giratina master]

Ah the memories, eh?:wink:

[SpaceMonkeySteve]

See, I told you this thread would bop right along, we're already almost a tenth of the way there, and this thread isn't even a full 24 hours old.

WCN, you've got about a week, by my estimate.

[FatherGoblin]

la la la connect the dots

[dan the man]

look im the 85th poster!!!yay me!!!

[Deltoid]

Deltoid's lessons for life:

lesson 1
wise man say "do not spit in man's face unless beard on fire"

lesson 2
wise man say "do not eat yellow snow unless realy realy thirsty"

[pokemasterSD]

Womam grabs a phone: DOCTER my husband is bleeding...Ya I'll hold.........(mall music)........Hello!DOCTER my husband is bleeding!!!So where is he bleeding?On the chest!!!Where on the chest?In the heart!!!Ok we are busy right now,We will check your husband at 3:30pm,is that ok?NOOO,right now!!!Ok we will get his bed ready,what color sheets you want,blue or red?Ether hurry!!!!!Ok will get the blue sheet now lets see what room you want,#304,#305,#306........A few hours later...#945 and...GIVE ME A ROOM NOW,JUST CHECK OUT MY HUSBAND!!!!!...Um hunny what flavored bread you want wheat or regular...HUNNY YOUR OK!!!Of course i'm ok I just spilled the ketchup! Fin..... I LOVE TELLING STORYS,MOSTLY FUNNY ONES!!! :D:D:D

[dan the man]

lesson 3 : do not change clothes in glass house
lesson 4 : do not install screen door on submarine

[dan the man]

my favorite book
brown spots on the wall by hu flung poo

[pokemasterSD]

man from france:My this is thi most gre'tist wolk of a't I made in years. :lol:

Normal american man:It looks like a living hot dog...With fire spitting from his
behind.Get a life!!!

man from france:You don't 'no what a't is amachur'.Spit on you's!!! :mad:

Normal american man:If you ever do that you will NEVER spit again!!! :mad:

man from france:.......yes ser.... :oops:

[toys4life]

See, I told you this thread would bop right along, we're already almost a tenth of the way there, and this thread isn't even a full 24 hours old.

WCN, you've got about a week, by my estimate.

LOL! I don't think it has that long...I give it 4 days! :D

[belnumcree]

Now we tune into a Pokefarm Scavenger hunt.

What was the name of the band mentioned in the 25th post of this thread.

EDIT: :shock: woah.... I was kidding, I looked back at the 25th post and there actually is a musician mentioned.



You are now entering the twilight zone

[Taterbud]

Wow, this thread is almost one/tenth of the way there, WCN you better get a move on that chaining, I don't think you'll have as much time as you thought you would.:wink:
Oh, and Weird Al Yankovic!

[belnumcree]

Wow, this thread is almost one/tenth of the way there, WCN you better get a move on that chaining, I don't think you'll have as much time as you thought you would.:wink:
Oh, and Weird Al Yankovic!

Yes. :D And for your prize you win the 93rd post on this thread. :D Enjoy.

I'd offer a shiny, but since most of them came from you anyway....... lol

[pokemasterSD]

I can say anything so I say that guinea pigs are awesome. :D
I can say anything!!!Yaaay!!! :D

[toys4life]

Yes. :D And for your prize you win the 93rd post on this thread. :D Enjoy.

I'd offer a shiny, but since most of them came from you anyway....... lol

LOLH! yeah almost every shiny of mine is from Taterbud so I could never do a regifting with her. :lol:

"Oh T4L this shiny is so um, well, shiny!...Oh look and you even put my name as the one who caught it, how nice...hey wait a minute!"

[belnumcree]

LOLH! yeah almost every shiny of mine is from Taterbud so I could never do a regifting with her. :lol:

"Oh T4L this shiny is so um, well, shiny!...Oh look and you even put my name as the one who caught it, how nice...hey wait a minute!"

rofl Good one. :D

[Taterbud]

Yes. :D And for your prize you win the 93rd post on this thread. :D Enjoy.

I'd offer a shiny, but since most of them came from you anyway....... lol

Wow, I don't know what to say... ahem, I'd like to thank all the little people who helped make this happen to allow me to get the 93'rd post... Oh joy, oh rapture!:D:D
So, anyways best skit ever has to be....the dinosaur sketch...
*"Oh, what is my theory, that it is. Yes, well you may well ask, what is my theory."
*"I am asking."...
*"And well you may. Yes my word you may well ask what it is, this theory of mine. Well, this theory that I have--that is to say, which is mine--...is mine."...
*"I know it's yours. What is it?"
*"Where? Oh, what is my theory?"
*"Yes!!!"
*"Oh, my theory that I have follows the lines I am about to relate. (coughs) Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.
*"Oh God."

LOLH! yeah almost every shiny of mine is from Taterbud so I could never do a regifting with her. :lol:

"Oh T4L this shiny is so um, well, shiny!...Oh look and you even put my name as the one who caught it, how nice...hey wait a minute!"
Aww, how sweet. It would probably take me awhile to figure it out though. XD

[toys4life]

Fun Facts:
In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

[pokemasterSD]

Am I # 100?

Yaaay I'm #100,do I get a prize? :D

[Master]

FEAR THE CAT that is all I have to say....for now.....

[WestCoastNinja]

What have I done!? :o

I've created the blob of threads. It just grows and grows spamming everything in its path!

[Master]

Only 898 posts till 1000!

[Taterbud]

Am I # 100?

Yaaay I'm #100,do I get a prize? :D
Yeah, you are, but no, now just do it again, but with another 0 at the end and you've got it made.:rolleyes::D

[toys4life]

YES! you get to here another...

Fun Fact:
The plastic things on the end of your shoelace is called an "aglet"

[pokemasterSD]

Ah!!!The blob ate my DS,all man kind is doomed!!!Every man for himself!!!

[belnumcree]

Wow, I don't know what to say... ahem, I'd like to thank all the little people who helped make this happen to allow me to get the 93'rd post... Oh joy, oh rapture!:D:D
So, anyways best skit ever has to be....the dinosaur sketch...
*"Oh, what is my theory, that it is. Yes, well you may well ask, what is my theory."
*"I am asking."...
*"And well you may. Yes my word you may well ask what it is, this theory of mine. Well, this theory that I have--that is to say, which is mine--...is mine."...
*"I know it's yours. What is it?"
*"Where? Oh, what is my theory?"
*"Yes!!!"
*"Oh, my theory that I have follows the lines I am about to relate. (coughs) Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.
*"Oh God."

Aww, how sweet. It would probably take me awhile to figure it out though. XD

What's that from? :D



Fun Facts:
In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

No way. O.o


Am I # 100?

Yaaay I'm #100,do I get a prize? :D

Yep. :D You get to be #100. lol

[Taterbud]

@Belnum,.. that's from the dinosaur sketch with Ms. Anne Elk.
@T4L,... I actually knew that they were called aglets. o.O
Oooh, here's a joke...


*A cop pulls over a woman for speeding...
Police Officer: "May I see your license?"
Woman: "Sorry, I lost my license four yrs. ago for drunk driving."
Police Officer: "May I see your vehicle registration and insurance?"
Woman: "No can do, I stole this vehicle."
Police Officer: "Excuse me, but what?"
Woman: "Yes, I'm afraid so, I also murdered the man who owns the car, he's in the trunk."
Police Officer: "Ma'mm, stay inside the vehicle."
*Cop calls for backup....
Chief: "Madam,... do you have a license?"
Woman: "Why of course, here it is."
*Police Officer appears confused and shocked...
*Chief appears puzzled, but continues...
Chief: "Do you have vehicle registration and insurance?"
Woman: "Here you are, is that all?"
Chief: "I'm sorry Ma'mm, but can you pop your trunk for us?"
Woman: "Why of course."
*Chief and Police Officer look in the trunk and see nothing there...
*Chief looks at Police Officer scornfully...
Chief: "This Police Officer called for backup stating that you did not have a license, did not have registration or insurance, and that you had murdered the owner of this vehicle!"
Woman: "Oh my, I bet that liar told you that I was speeding too."

[toys4life]

Fun Fact:
On average there are 178 sesame seeds on a Big Mac bun

...I could have swore there was 180 sesame seeds on average but stats lie right? :D

[nana nettie]

Tater, that was a good one :) I wonder if it'll work ;)

[belnumcree]

@ Taterbud: OMG that was hilarious

@ T4L: I coulda swore mine had 181. :shock:

[pokemasterSD]

YES! you get to here another...

Fun Fact:
The plastic things on the end of your shoelace is called an "aglet"

An Other Fun Fact

Did you know that people put protist remains in you toothpaste,icecream,pudding and other stuff you eat.This is the truth,I learned about this in science class. :D

[Slizer107]

Ok heres a joke

*What did 1 rock pool say to another rock pool?*

*Show me your muscles!* :lol:

I won a contest with this lol.

[toys4life]

Woman: "Oh my, I bet that liar told you that I was speeding too."

:lol: ROTFLMAO! :lol:

I totally didn't see that coming!!!

[Taterbud]

:lol: ROTFLMAO! :lol:

I totally didn't see that coming!!!
I know right? SO funny!:lol:

[SpaceMonkeySteve]

And there's active bacteria living in cheeses and yogurts.

And Tater's story reminds me of this police related story I found yesterday:

A man ran through a red light equipped with one of the "photographic evidence" cameras. It took a shot of his car, so the police sent him a 40 dollar ticket.

The man took 40 dollars out of his wallet, took a picture of it, and sent the picture to the police station.

To this, the police sent him a second picture, this time, of handcuffs.

The man then paid his 40 dollar ticket without complaint.

[Taterbud]

@Monkey,... that's so funny.:lol: Yeah, I think I'd comply after that 2nd pic.:D

[toys4life]

Tater, that was a good one :) I wonder if it'll work ;)

I bet it will! Why don't you try it and tell me how it works out! :twisted: j/k!

[toys4life]

And there's active bacteria living in cheeses and yogurts.

And Tater's story reminds me of this police related story I found yesterday:

A man ran through a red light equipped with one of the "photographic evidence" cameras. It took a shot of his car, so the police sent him a 40 dollar ticket.

The man took 40 dollars out of his wallet, took a picture of it, and sent the picture to the police station.

To this, the police sent him a second picture, this time, of handcuffs.

The man then paid his 40 dollar ticket without complaint.

I hate those cameras, I never know if I should slow down or just smile :D *Click*

[pokemasterSD]

Beware avalanch:humph,this sign is totally lying....."RUMBLE"......Ahhhh!!!! fin

The man was never seen again.So sad...hay Chad you want to go to the mans grave.NO WAY,HE IS SO MEAN!!!lets go to the boring convention.Ok,it better there than thats mans grave. :D

[FatherGoblin]

Dinosaurs were small on one end, big in the middle, and then small again on the other end. That is my theory.

[Taterbud]

Dinosaurs were small on one end, big in the middle, and then small again on the other end. That is my theory.

Actually it's..."All brontosauruses are thin at one end, much MUCH thicker in the middle, and then thin again at the far end. That is the theory that I have and which is mine, and what it is too."

[pokemasterSD]

I always wonderd if ash and misty kissed.Did they?

[FatherGoblin]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.
I sleep all night and I work all day...

*take it away TaterBud*

[Taterbud]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.
I sleep all night and I work all day...

*take it away TaterBud*
Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Lumberjack:
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Lumberjack:
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!

Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Lumberjack:
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa!!

Mounties:
I cut down trees, I wear high heels?!
Suspenders...and a bra?!...

Just the Lumberjack:
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa!!

[spursdude2]

Hi again everyone!!!

[toys4life]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.
I sleep all night and I work all day...

*take it away TaterBud*

:o Man when you ask Taterbud to take it away she really takes it away!

[Taterbud]

:o Man when you ask Taterbud to take it away she really takes it away!
Thankyou, Oh! Another great song...

The Philosopher's Song:

Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.
There's nothing Nietzsche couldn't teach ya'
'Bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates himself, was permanently pissed...

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
Plato, they say, could stick it away;
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
Hobbes was fond of his dram,
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart: "I drink, therefore I am"
Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pissed.

Oh, and "Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?"

[toys4life]

Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules: Rule One!


No --------!


Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the Abbos in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching. Rule Three?


No --------!!


Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody not drinking. Rule Five,


No --------!


Six, there is NO ... Rule Six. Rule Seven,


No --------!! :D

[FatherGoblin]

:o Man when you ask Taterbud to take it away she really takes it away!

LOL, that's what I was thinking.

Taterbud? how often do you watch Monty Python?

Oh wait...shiny and a movie...you probably only ever watched it once and just remembered it perfectly...just like every movie ever made.

Ever play Scene It?

[Taterbud]

LOL, that's what I was thinking.

Taterbud? how often do you watch Monty Python?

Oh wait...shiny and a movie...you probably only ever watched it once and just remembered it perfectly...just like every movie ever made.

Ever play Scene It?

Umm, I take the fifth...:D
And no, is that that movie game?
Oh, and if you ever decide that it would be a funny thing to recite the Philosopher's song to your college Philosophy teacher, think twice, mine didn't think it was that funny. :o

[WestCoastNinja]

>:O-|=

Lalala

[pokemasterSD]

O_-

Do la la la la laaa!

Kind of slow today. ;)

[Taterbud]

Kind of quiet too.:eek: Where are the spammers at?? Yo' spammers!
Summon Nak
Summon toys4life
Summon Belnumcree

Help me spam up the place.:D

[pokemasterSD]

BANG!!!!!Then the fun begins,pokemasterSD hits everyone with fruit pies and everyone gets mad and picks up a pie.PIE WAR

[toys4life]

Kind of quiet too.:eek: Where are the spammers at?? Yo' spammers!
Summon Nak
Summon toys4life
Summon Belnumcree

Help me spam up the place.:D

:cry: ...Sniffle, sniffle... I've been disqualified for double posting :cry:

Sorry I just don't have that Spam-happy feeling in my at the moment...

...sniffle...

Public service announcement:
BEWARE OF THE DOUBLE POST! Slow down...don't post so fast...it's not worth it...

...sniffle...

:cry:

[for_my_mom_1991]

ill have some of this *picks up a pie and trows it* it hits..........

[spursdude2]

@ toys4life : Really? thats preety baaad!

I wanna be the 999th poster!

[Taterbud]

:cry: ...Sniffle, sniffle... I've been disqualified for double posting :cry:

Sorry I just don't have that Spam-happy feeling in my at the moment...

...sniffle...

Public service announcement:
BEWARE OF THE DOUBLE POST! Slow down...don't post so fast...it's not worth it...

...sniffle...

:cry:
Aww, sorry old buddy old pal, that's sad.:(

[pokemasterSD]

GAAH,you hit my eye,oh ya,you want war i'll give you war.Bring more pies,I repeat get more pies.PIE CANNON!!!!!BOOM!!!!

[toys4life]

@ toys4life : Really? thats preety baaad!

I wanna be the 999th poster!

My guess is that the last 20 posts will be within a minute or two :wink:

[FatherGoblin]

its hard to post here, watch what everyone else is saying, AND keep track of where shiny and a movie is at. question 98 was just answered...we have to watch that thread more now!

[S Tailor]

pies!!!!! everyone hit everyone with pies!!!!!

[for_my_mom_1991]

GAAH,you hit my eye,oh ya,you want war i'll give you war.Bring more pies,I repeat get more pies.PIE CANNON!!!!!BOOM!!!!

BAM! right in the kisser!

[belnumcree]

*tap dances into thread*

*dodges pies*

[spursdude2]

I hope that i don't miss it T4L!
Logging out now
Cya pokefarmers!

[pokemasterSD]

I feel bored...AGAIN.I'm so bored I will not even care if someone threw a pie at me.

[toys4life]

its hard to post here, watch what everyone else is saying, AND keep track of where shiny and a movie is at. question 98 was just answered...we have to watch that thread more now!

Pay no attention to the "Shiny and a movie" thing, this is were the action is...that is unless you want to answer #99 then by all means watch away... :wink:

[WestCoastNinja]

Yes please pay attention to the movie thread! I cant find any Teddis! Where are they all at today?

[toys4life]

Yes please pay attention to the movie thread! I cant find any Teddis! Where are they all at today?

ROTFLMAO!!!! oh man that's funny! :lol::lol::lol:

[for_my_mom_1991]

throws a pie at superdude

[Taterbud]

Yay! More spammers, and that is really sad though T4L, but that really great shiny is still up for grabs, and number 99 will be posted in just a moment.:D

[pokemasterSD]

Gaah!!!when belnumcree doged those pies they all hit me.More pie are now here.Arm yourself everyone.This is going to get messy. :D

[belnumcree]

Yes please pay attention to the movie thread! I cant find any Teddis! Where are they all at today?

*Pays more attention to 1000th post thread* :twisted: lol

[S Tailor]

*tap dances into thread*

*dodges pies*

oh no you dont *lobs pie at belnum and runs off choking with laughter*

[Taterbud]

Yes please pay attention to the movie thread! I cant find any Teddis! Where are they all at today?

Do you have your emerald game in the GBA slot? You need that in there and be at Actuity Lakefront or Route 211.:D

[belnumcree]

oh no you dont *lobs pie at belnum and runs off choking with laughter*

*deftly dodges as usual all the while twirling sporks* lol

btw that was a bananamarangue pie so it goes back and hits s tailor

[pokemasterSD]

The air raid is here,TAKE COVER!!!The pie bomb is coming!!! 3...2...1...BOOM

[WestCoastNinja]

Do you have your emerald game in the GBA slot? You need that in there and be at Actuity Lakefront or Route 211.:D

Yup and I just found one! Wish me luck.

[belnumcree]

Yup and I just found one! Wish me luck.

good luck.

[Taterbud]

Yup and I just found one! Wish me luck.

Luck has been wished, go and catch that shiny!:D

[toys4life]

"And then one time, at Pokemon camp, I was twirling my sporks and...." :D

[S Tailor]

*deftly dodges as usual all the while twirling sporks* lol

btw that was a bananamarangue pie so it goes back and hits s tailor

oh no he dodges it and throws a pokeball at belnum. the ball started tipping and turning but belnum is caught!!!!!!!

[toys4life]

Yup and I just found one! Wish me luck.

Good Luck!

[for_my_mom_1991]

what poster am i, how do you tell?

[WestCoastNinja]

what poster am i, how do you tell?

The # next to the little scale at the top of your post.

[pokemasterSD]

Lets put some spice in this pie battle,we are going to use.......HOT PEPPER PIES,get your pies and head on out.

[belnumcree]

oh no he dodges it and throws a pokeball at belnum. the ball started tipping and turning but belnum is caught!!!!!!!

That's alright. *kicks back in Pokeball and relaxes* Just wait till I get out of here.

[Taterbud]

Hey, question 99 is up, any takers?? anyone? seriously, anyone?:D

[WestCoastNinja]

Just got to 20! :o Just 20 more!

[WestCoastNinja]

Freaking medetite broke my chain at 24!!!!!!!!!!!

[Taterbud]

Freaking medetite broke my chain at 24!!!!!!!!!!!

Oooh, sorry, well, try again.:D Sometimes it's just a bad chain, I hate those.

[pokemasterSD]

Bidoof always brakes my chain.(Freaking bidoof) :mad:

[belnumcree]

Bidoof always brakes my chain.(Freaking bidoof) :mad:

But bidoof's are the chosen ones. :D lol

'specially with tackle.

[Taterbud]

Bidoof always brakes my chain.(Freaking bidoof) :mad:
How can a bidoof always break your chain?? Do you try and chain in overpopulated areas where bidoofs are found? If they're always breaking your chain, why don't you chain them? Just wondering.:D

[S Tailor]

i chain bidoof for fun beacause i like killing them. its so funny

[WestCoastNinja]

Tryrouge broke my chain at 5....... -____-

[pokemasterSD]

I always wanted to get a shiny starly but bidoof always brakes it.One time I saw a shiny patch,I was SOOOOOO happy.When I was about to go to the patch,boom a suprise,a normal bidoof.I was trying to get a shiny starly for three days.Always bidoof braking my chain.I'm still doing it now. :(

[Taterbud]

Tryrouge broke my chain at 5....... -____-
Oh dear.:( Heh, try again?

[FatherGoblin]

Ha ha.

Now I don't have to watch for 100th question on Shiny and a Movie. I answered 99th correctly. Only because the script for every Star Trek movie is online. :rolleyes:

If you trade a chatot, does it forget the words you teach it?

It would be so cool to hear TaterBuds voice on a shiny chatot!!!

[S Tailor]

i had a shiny starly but i traded it

[Taterbud]

Ha ha.

Now I don't have to watch for 100th question on Shiny and a Movie. I answered 99th correctly. Only because the script for every Star Trek movie is online. :rolleyes:

If you trade a chatot, does it forget the words you teach it?

It would be so cool to hear TaterBuds voice on a shiny chatot!!!

No, it keeps whatever it was taught, would you like me to say hi?:D

[pokemasterSD]

Gaah,bidoof broke my chain at...........2........O_____O

[S Tailor]

snigger. ask taterbud for tips

[FatherGoblin]

No, it keeps whatever it was taught, would you like me to say hi?:D

:D That would be awesome!

Can you teach it "TaterBud" ?

[Taterbud]

:D That would be awesome!

Can you teach it "TaterBud" ?

Maybe, it only takes the first second of what is said, mine says "cheese" so, maybe, if I say it quickly.:D

[Guilo]

Wow... when I posted here earlier, we were around post 61... it's 187 now... this is a great SPAM thread.

[pokemasterSD]

Yes i'm improving.bidoof broke my chain at.............3.............i'm improving.WO HO!

[Taterbud]

Wow... when I posted here earlier, we were around post 61... it's 187 now... this is a great SPAM thread.
I know, isn't this spamming wonderful.:wink:

Yes i'm improving.bidoof broke my chain at.............3.............i'm improving.WO HO!
Yay for improvement!:D
@FG,... I got chatot to say it, but it sounds all computery now.:o

[Guilo]

Wow... your good. I have trouble keeping a Magnemite chain of 2 :D

[WestCoastNinja]

Its more of a chat thread then a spam one. Well....maybe 50/50.

[pokemasterSD]

I'm still improving,bidoof broke my chain at.............4..............WO HO,I mite get a shiny about.....(subtract the 6,carry the 2).....20 days from now.You here that world,i'm getting a shiny.WO HO!!!!! :D

[S Tailor]

wouldnt it be easier to get tips?

[toys4life]

Its more of a chat thread then a spam one. Well....maybe 50/50.

Boogers, Pickles, Superier Vena Cava!

[SpaceMonkeySteve]

I believe the answer lies in the region of your brain known as the bacon.

[Guilo]

I think it's more like 10% chat, 70% spam, and 20% uncomprehendable nonsense.

[pokemasterSD]

Can someone give me ice cream with bacon topings.Mmmmmm.

[Taterbud]

Can someone give me ice cream with bacon topings.Mmmmmm.
Eeeew, gross..... I had a friend though that liked to dip the cool ranch doritos in her vanilla ice cream,... that wasn't fun to watch. XP

[pokemasterSD]

I'm eating it right now.....I love ranch. :D

[Guilo]

Try dipping tortilla chips in caramel, then cheese dip, then ranch dressing.

On second thought... don't.

[pokemasterSD]

Never tried that.Naaah,I hate caramel.

[Guilo]

Yay!!! I got post 200!!! Now for 1,000...

Ooooo, caramel on pickles, wouldn't that be good.

[pokemasterSD]

I was thinking ketchup on icecream.Mmmmmm. :D

[Guilo]

Are you challenging me to a gross food contest?

[LovelyStrife]

I feel sorry for the 999th person who posts. There is no way then can win.... :(

[Master]

No one will post, so it is point less.XD

[S Tailor]

not nessarserily

[Guilo]

What's going to happen is, everyone will get on and post, and one of them will be lucky and get 1,000. In that case, if I am not the winner, I will have to contact the FBI, go to their house, steal their nintendo ds, just before they make the trade, trade with WCN, trade with my ds, and then replace their ds like nothing happened.

[LovelyStrife]

not nessarserily

Yeah, maybe you will do that post. :P

[LovelyStrife]

What's going to happen is, everyone will get on and post, and one of them will be lucky and get 1,000. In that case, if I am not the winner, I will have to contact the FBI, go to their house, steal their nintendo ds, just before they make the trade, trade with WCN, trade with my ds, and then replace their ds like nothing happened.

Remind me to stay under the radar when this gets into the 900's....

>_< Double post. I guess I'm disqualified... Yes, I am just that tallented...

[pokemasterSD]

Guilo=I was born ready.Let the contest begin. :D

onion rings diped in garlic sauce with a side of chum.I mite had spit it out but at least I tried it.beat that.

[Guilo]

Ok, I'll do that.

We have a fence for those who get out of the radar.

EDIT: Ok Pokemaster, beat this.

Just so you know, I have no clue what chum is, but I like onions and garlic.

Hagis, with babyfood spread over it like butter, with a side dish of raw cow eyes.

We need a judge.

[LovelyStrife]

Ok, I'll do that.

We have a fence for those who get out of the radar.

No fence will ever be able to keep me inside!

[WestCoastNinja]

Sorry Lovley strife you double posted DQ for you.

And about post 999 I will most likely be that one.

[Guilo]

Let me re-define fence. A cement wall, 15' thick, with titanium plates reinforcing it, and electric barbwires running through it. Will that keep you inside?

[LovelyStrife]

Let me re-define fence. A cement wall, 15' thick, with titanium plates reinforcing it, and electric barbwires running through it. Will that keep you inside?


You wish. Few things can hold this strife in.

[pokemasterSD]

How about a diomond wall that is 100 feet high 80 feet thick and extremly unbrakeable.

[Guilo]

Sounds good, I like it Pokemaster.

[LovelyStrife]

Sorry Lovley strife you double posted DQ for you.

And about post 999 I will most likely be that one.

Yeah, I didn't think I would win for many reasons. An accidental double post wasn't one of them, though. I didn't mean to, I thought somebody else had posted below the one, but my eyes must have played tricks on me...

Oh well, you can't stop me from posting in this thread. :D

[LovelyStrife]

How about a diomond wall that is 100 feet high 80 feet thick and extremly unbrakeable.

If it is made out of many diamonds connected together, I could break through it. However, if you made it out of a single diamond I could still break out of it because diamonds are very brittle, especially the larg ones. So that definetly can't hold me in just because of the nature of diamonds.


Dang! I did it again... >_< I guess i'm double disqualified...

[pokemasterSD]

Ya but diomonds are the hardest metal in the world.How about big and slimy leeches attached to the wall and even the smallest movement whole trigger them to bite you.How about that.

[LovelyStrife]

Ya but diomonds are the hardest metal in the world.How about big and slimy leeches attached to the wall and even the smallest movement whole trigger them to bite you.How about that.

Diamonds are not a metal. Look up on your periodic table, carbon is not in the metallic section. And such leeches would eventually either A: eat each other to survive or B: Die out due to lack of food and I would be able to escape. And just because it is the hardest doesn't mean it is the most unbreakable. Look up your diamond properties. :)

[Guilo]

Diamonds aren't metal... but I like the leeches idea.

The leeches wouldn't die from lack of food, they would have many prisoners like you ',..,'.

[pokemasterSD]

Let them have magots eating the leeches eye to gross her out.:twisted:

[Guilo]

Excellent choice.

[Taterbud]

Let them have magots eating the leeches eye to gross her out.:twisted:
Eeeew, now that's gross. Bleh!!! X@--- (throwing up smiley)

[pokemasterSD]

To spice things up lets put worms burrow in the leechs brain to gross her out more. :twisted:

[Guilo]

W8, you said leeches eye... does that mean that 'eech' leech has only 1 eye?

[FatherGoblin]

(throwing up smiley)

I have seen one of those on a Magic the Gathering forum before.
It was a pacman that throws up a line of dots, and then eats it again.

[pokemasterSD]

Guilo=both of them! :D

[Guilo]

Oh, ok both, eyes then.

[LovelyStrife]

I am suficciently not grossed out. But I do have several plans on how to escape.

[pokemasterSD]

How about the magots throw up their own guts at LS and one of the magot went up her nose.:twisted:

[Guilo]

Really? Plans to escape? What about if you have no tools?

[pokemasterSD]

She's lying,how can she go threw an unbrakeable wall with totally gross magot and worm infested leeches.

[Guilo]

Diamond aint unbreakable. If ya gots a hammar big enoof.

[LovelyStrife]

She's lying,how can she go threw a unbrakeable was with totally gross magot and worm infested leeches.

The walls are not unbreakable. We've been through this. Diamonds are brittle. I'd just have to hit it with somethign a few times while the leeches are feeding.

Magots are to small for me to be grossed out by them spewing. And I don't think they are complex enough for their spew to be more than a few milliliters in volume.

[LovelyStrife]

Diamond aint unbreakable. If ya gots a hammar big enoof.

Bit big diamonds are very brittle. The big ones can be broken if you drop them or hit them hard enough. One big enough to form a wall would be very, very breakable.


;_; This is the third time I've disqualified myself today... I think I'll just leave while I'm far, far behind on getting the shiny...

[Guilo]

I used a double-negative, which means that it is a positive. So I basically said that diamond is breakable.

[lordlogan2]

if pokemon bought in a pet store the game wood BE very boring the end

[pokemasterSD]

How about I make a made-up metal that is called metalomadeium compound that is the most unbrakeable material in the universe that if you tuch it you will vaporize!Beat that!!! :D

[Nak]

OMG post # 242!

[Taterbud]

Oooh, oooh, song time!

"the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
the worms play peknuckle in your snout,
they eat your brains, they eat your toes,
they especially like to eat your nose!"

[Guilo]

How about I make a made-up metal that is called metalomadeium compound that is the most unbrakeable material in the universe that if you tuch it you will vaporize!Beat that!!! :D

Good thing I'd wear gloves. I win!!!

[pokemasterSD]

Oooh, oooh, song time!

"the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
the worms play peknuckle in your snout,
they eat your brains, they eat your toes,
they especially like to eat your nose!"

Ha,Ha,good one! :D

Guilo=You have to have a glove made out of anti-menomadeium so you don't get vaporized.girls will vaporize if they tuch this mineral. :D

[Nak]

Oooh, oooh, song time!

"the worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
the worms play peknuckle in your snout,
they eat your brains, they eat your toes,
they especially like to eat your nose!"

Where's my progress report? :p

[Taterbud]

Where's my progress report? :p
Oh, sshhhh, I've been busy, and forgetful, I'll send it to you tonight. 8P

[Guilo]

Nice song Tater.

Good thing I'm not a girl then, SD, and as for the special gloves, I already have a pair :D

[FatherGoblin]

where's the worms song from?
i know i've heard that before.

[pokemasterSD]

Nice song Tater.

Good thing I'm not a girl then, SD, and as for the special gloves, I already have a pair :D

Good so she don't have a chance of escaping!!!Ha, what are you going to do now. :D