Your Pokemon is so ______!

[toys4life]

Alright people it has been WAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!! to quiet around here so I'm gonna try and have a little fun!


"Your Pokemon is so ______!"


Game Rules
1. It's just like YO MOMMA! jokes except it's geared towards pokemon
2. Take the name of the person before you and tells us something about their pokemon.
3. This is just for fun don't take the comments to heart! :wink:
4. Keep it clean!
5. Seriously! if you can't handle somebody ripping on your pokemon just watch the game and enjoy!


Lets begin!!!


Since I'm first I'll do my own...
My Snorlax :143: is so FAT,to him, "light food" means under 4 Tons! :lol:

[FatherGoblin]

Joby, your pokemon is so dumb it hurt itself in confusion.

[belnumcree]

...
FG your pokemon's so ugly you had to tie a steak around it's neck to get the Snubull to play with it.

[Nak]

...
FG your pokemon's so ugly you had to tie a steak around it's neck to get the Snubull to play with it.

Sunny, your Pokemon's so old I thought for a second you popped out of the PokeBall.




EDIT

@ Joby: LOL @ VVV XDD

[toys4life]

Nak, the flame on your charmaders tale is SOOO small it couldn't light it's own fart!!! :lol:

[Jats605]

T4L your pokemon are so ugly even Haunter started yelling "Kill the beast!!!":lol:

[Fautor Animus]

Jats, your pokemon is so xenophobic it's entire moveset consists of embargo

[Sorgatani]

Your pokemon is so ugly that it changes every other ability to Run Away

[toys4life]

Fautor Animus your Kindra :230: is so skinny it turned sideways and dissappeared. :lol:

[Fautor Animus]

Toys, your pokemon is so dumb that when encored it bows and leaves the stage!

[toys4life]

Toys, your pokemon is so dumb that when encored it bows and leaves the stage!

Nice one! :D

Ok Fautor Animus your togetic :176: is SOOO smelly that my Muk :089: holds it's nose when you guys walk by. :lol:

[Sorgatani]

T4L, your wobbuffet is so fat that splash turned into surf

(actually that would be an asset not a liability)

[Fautor Animus]

Sorgi - Your politoed is so weak that when it used belly drum, it instead tickled itself.

[Sorgatani]

Animus, your spiritomb must have irritable bowel syndrome or something because that Ominous Wind just knocked out my Muk!

[NikolaTesla]

Sorgatini your vespiquen is so dumb it thought attack order was a menu item at the drive up teller.

[Fautor Animus]

Bwhahahaha!!!!
Your vespiquen has so much eczema, they changed it's type from Bug/Flying
To skin/disorder

Big brother your Luxray is so metaphorically deficient that when it used overheat it collapsed!

[Taterbud]

Rroni, your Torterra was so weak that when it used giga drain, it only sucked up one HP.

[Nak]

Rroni, your Torterra was so weak that when it used giga drain, it only sucked up one HP.

Taterbud, your Absol's so dull... It can't even use Cut on a blade of grass.


(Jk ok? =D)

[joinred1127]

Kate, your absol is so ugly that the pokégods made it shiny just to make you feel better!

Nak your wobbuzip is dumb because Steve based it off of you!

[Fautor Animus]

joinred your castform is so dumb that when it used rain dance it turned into it's sunny form!

[joinred1127]

That's not stupidity, that's my secret weapon :evil:

Rroni's togetic is soo ugly because it's metronome turned it into an actual gnome.

[toys4life]

Joinred1127 your Pikachu :025: is so slow that my Slowpoke :079: out ran him in the 10 meter Dash! :lol:

[pokemasterSD]

T4L,Your Munchlax is so fat that the president of the pokeball factory refused to make a bigger ball and requested for a weight-loss program.:D

[Bobreeder]

Pokemaster, your Empoleon is so near-sighted that it attacked a brick wall instead of a Regirock 8)

[toys4life]

Pokemaster, your Empoleon is so near-sighted that it attacked a brick wall instead of a Regirock 8)

Bobreeder your Hippowdon's :450: Crunch is so weak that my Munchlax thought it was trying to give it a massage with its gums! :lol:

[Fautor Animus]

t4l, your munchlax is so lazy that it refused to use rest!

[Jats605]

Fautor, your Kingdra thought that kelp was his cousin with anorexia!!

[toys4life]

Jats605 your Latias :380: is so ugly that when Cubone :104: throws the "ugly stick" she goes and fetches it every time! - :lol: hehe

[Jats605]

huh?? .

[toys4life]

Didn't get it...how about this one...
Jats605 your Latias :380: is so ugly when she flew into a Haunted House, she came back out with a Job Application! - :lol: hehe

[Shadow]

Fautor yo :424: is so hairy :289: took pictures :o:lol: =p

[Jats605]

shadow, your balzikin is so weak a magikarp beat it with only splash!!

[Fautor Animus]

Jats yo Starly has been dropped on it's head SOOOOO many times, that when it uses fly, it throws itself at the floor!

[toys4life]

Fautor Animus your Elekid :239: is SOOO weak he can't even recharge your DS! :lol:

[revelp8]

T4L your munchlax :446: is so dumb that it ate a pokeball thinking it was a berry!

[Sorgatani]

Revelp, your charizard is so fat that it tried to use Fly and used Dig instead

[Slizer107]

Sorgatani you vespiqueen is so ugly that when it enterd the beauty contest it got put into the ugly contest instead!

[mewmaster]

sorg yo politoed so dumb it tried to go in the water and made itself faint

[Slizer107]

Your mew is so dumb it used transform and changed into another mew!

[Jats605]

Slizer your shuckle are so dumb that one thought it was a bad battler because his name is suckle!!>_< j/k

[Slizer107]

Your team are so dunb when you said out they stayed in!

[mewmaster]

your pokemons so dumb when it touched a pokeball it refused to catch it because it was too dumb
leave my mew out of this slizer

[toys4life]

Slizor your Buizel's :418: Razor Wind is so week I thought it was just a cool breeze passing by! :lol:

[mewmaster]

toys your munchlax is so fat hes fatter than a snorlax

[Jats605]

Slizor your Buizel's :418: Razor Wind is so week I thought it was just a cool breeze passing by! :lol:
buzil can learn Razor Wind!?:o

[toys4life]

Vowl123 your Mew :151: is such a fraidy cat that when haunter uses scary face mew wets himself! :lol:


buzil can learn Razor Wind!?:o
LOL! Yeah at level 45! :wink:

[Slizer107]

Toys you Exploude is so dumb it triped over a wirless thone cord.

[toys4life]

Toys you Exploude is so dumb it triped over a wirless thone cord.

Well when when somebody leaves there wireless thone cord lying around somebodies bound to trip over it! :lol:

[mewmaster]

fine mew use psychic
um t4l theres a brown mark on your trousers
oh welll youre munchlax is so fat obi wan kenobi said thats no planet thats ure munchlax

[toys4life]

fine mew use psychic
um t4l theres a brown mark on your trousers
oh welll youre munchlax is so fat obi wan kenobi said thats no planet thats ure munchlax

Darn it! I must have sat in one of Nana Nettie's Brownies! :mad:

I thought my Munchlax had eaten all of her emergency brownie supply! Oh well...return Death Star Munchlax!:446:

[mewmaster]

fine go x wingers use the proton torpedos on his munchlax

[pokemasterSD]

Then I'll get my Y wing and zap all of you.:twisted: My Empoleon Kanobi has mythic light saber skills and mad strong force control yo!!! :lol:

[mewmaster]

fine go mew skywalker use the force
uh oh you killed empoleon kenobi

[toys4life]

Alright my young padawans how about we try and get back on track with the theme of this thread please! :D

[pokemasterSD]

But he came back to life and turned into Empoleon Vadar and used its force choke ability.:twisted:

Hay vowl,your ,mew is so stupid that it was about to throw its light saber but he actually hit himself.

[mewmaster]

no one insult the mew
i turn into vowl sidious die vader now hes poo

[revelp8]

vowl, your mew is so dumb, that when it saw mewtwo :150: it thought it was mommy (even though mewtwo is genderless!! :eek:)

[S Tailor]

revelp, your mewtwo is so bad at battleing, it attacked the wrong person.

[Slizer107]

Tailor your straptor is so fat the when it was at the swimmign pool, when it jumped in the water jumped out.

[Kiwi]

Slizer, youre buizels so ugly that......its just plain ugly!

[mewmaster]

kiwi your metagross is so fat it cant float

[dragonboy52]

vowl youre mew is so dumb its aura sphere missed

[Jats605]

dragon boy your hounchcrow is so dumb it flocked by the murcrow>_<

[dragonboy52]

jats your latias is so dumb it didn't learn mist ball

[Slizer107]

Dragon boy

Your hunchcrow is so dumb it flew into a clear glass window!

[revelp8]

slizer, your skarmory is so dumb, that it used dive instead of fly and drowned. poor skarmory. :sad:

[S Tailor]

revelp youre charzard is so bad it refuses to fight

[dragonboy52]

s tailor youre breloom is so weak that sky uppercut does ZERO damage

[Kiwi]

dragon boy, youre HeraNite is so dumb it uses hyper beam instead of close combat :P

[pokemasterSD]

dragon boy, youre HeraNite is so dumb it uses hyper beam instead of close combat :P

Kiwi,your metagross is so dumb that he thought you where actually a kiwi and wanted to eat you.:D

[Giratina master]

Kiwi, your Metagross is soooo weak, a lvl. 1 ratatta could beat it.

[Kiwi]

Kiwi,your metagross is so dumb that he thought you where actually a kiwi and wanted to eat you.:D

wow...something true here XD
pokemaster, your pokemon is so dumb, its like jessies(form TR) wobbufet! or mistys psyduck :P



Kiwi, your Metagross is soooo weak, a lvl. 1 ratatta could beat it.
yeah, my specially bred ratata:P two insults in one day...:(
Giratina master, your giratina is so dumb it thought "i wonder when im going to evolve.."

[Giratina master]

ow.....

*looks at Giratina who is throwing a desperate fit, trying to evolve...*

touche.

pokemasterSD, your Empoleon is so dumb, it wore a winter coat because it thought it would freeze to death. XD

[Jats605]

Gm your giritina is so dumb that it thought it's base color was white:lol: j/k

[Kiwi]

jats, your latias is so dumb it wanted to be a guy!

[Jats605]

Kiwi your sandslash is so dumb that it would not battle anything but a water type:lol:

[Kiwi]

which is why i taught it grass knot :)
Jats, your latios is so weak even my caterpie can beat it!

[Jats605]

Your metagross is so weak that the same magikarp that beat Shadow's Blazikin KOed it:lol:

[Kiwi]

:cry: i dont like this game any more :(
but one last thing
jats, your latias is so weak that one tap from my sandslash's spieks sends it flying!

[Jats605]

it already flies so burn!!
i cant think of another joke but i wil!!! You JUST WAIT!!!:lol:

[Fautor Animus]

Jats, i'm sorry to say but your latias is so inept at participating in the judicial system, that it sued it self... twice.

[Giratina master]

oooooooh... burn.

Nak's Wobbefet is soooo doopy, it fell in love with a Charizard.

[Trombones13]

GM, your Giratina's a bad dancer. After all, it has three left feet! :lol:

[Giratina master]

GM, your Giratina's a bad dancer. After all, it has three left feet! :lol:

lol, oh so true! Kurt, your wynaut is so dumb, it fell in love w/ Nak's wobbeffet.:D

[Trombones13]

That's too bad, because Nak's Wobbuffet is a bad kisser; it can't even pucker up because its lips are zipped shut!

GM, your Banette is so stupid that it got caught in its own marionette strings.

[Giratina master]

That's too bad, because Nak's Wobbuffet is a bad kisser; it can't even pucker up because its lips are zipped shut!

GM, your Banette is so stupid that it got caught in its own marionette strings.

Now that is just rude... lol.

Kurt, your wynaut is so dumb, it asks "Why not?". Did that make sense?...

[Trombones13]

Now that is just rude... lol.

Kurt, your wynaut is so dumb, it asks "Why not?". Did that make sense?...
No, it didn't. That just means it's very optimistic and always has a smile on its face! :D

[Slizer107]

Trombones youyr wynut is so small it got teped on by a jelly bean.

[Death By Bronzong]

Giratina_master, your Giratina hates you so much that when you tried to give it a hyper potion, it used heal block on itself!

Corny, I know.

In other news, slizer, your Milotic is so ugly that when it evolved, nobody could tell the difference.

[Giratina master]

whaaaaaaaa!

Why me?!

*limps out of thread for a while to recover from emotional damages...*

[Trombones13]

Trombones youyr wynut is so small it got teped on by a jelly bean.
You silly! Jelly beans don't have feet!
@DbB: Ouch! :D

DbB, your Bronzong is so stupid, it gazed lovingly at a brass bell for an hour before realizing it wasn't going to respond...

[Death By Bronzong]

Kurt, your Wynaut has so little self-esteem that it stays up at night using charm on itself in the mirror, trying to convince itself that it is likable.

[Trombones13]

Kurt, your Wynaut has so little self-esteem that it stays up at night using charm on itself in the mirror, trying to convince itself that it is likable.
*gasp* NOT WYNAUT!!! *Wynaut's smile breaks for half a second*
Gosh, I'd say nice one, but...*sniffle* it hurts so much!!! :cry:

Your Lanturn is so dumb that it ran around in circles trying to figure out where the light was coming from.

[Death By Bronzong]

Well, you should give us another pokemon to insult so we don't always have to do wynaut. But, here goes...

Your wynaut is so unloved that its only source of praise comes from encoring itself.

[Trombones13]

*sigh* Well, what if I wuv my Wynaut so much that I don't wanna? (A lot of W's in that sentence! :D) Hmm, how about Aerodactyl?

...I got nothing until someone other than DbB replies... :(

[Giratina master]

Kurt... I feel for you.

My Giratina has been victim to too many insults....
How 'bout insulting my OTHER pokemon for a change?

[Trombones13]

Will, your Banette is so dopey, that when it tried to kiss Nak's Wobbuffet, their zippers got stuck!

[Death By Bronzong]

Fine then. Your banette is so desperate for affection that it frisks other pokemon just to feel loved.

[Fautor Animus]

Nick, only you do that. :) Jk
Your Bronzong is so heavy that it didn't need an iron ball to be hit by Earthquake.
Or.... Your Lanturn is so self absorbed that it attached a lightning rod to it's head just to absorb the bolts that hit it.

[Death By Bronzong]

Rron, keep my frisking outta this.

Your kingdra's so pathetic that when it uses rain dance, sunlight comes out.

[Fautor Animus]

I made that joke earlier!!!
Your Bronzong is so clumsy that using gyro ball only causes itself to gain the status CONFUSION.

[Death By Bronzong]

Your togetic is so ugly that when it evolved, people asked you to put it back in the egg.

[Jats605]

DBB: Your Bronzong is so old he saw when Dialga&Palkia were born!!

[Fautor Animus]

Jats, your meganium is so short, that when it used growth, it was still only the size of a caterpie!

[Giratina master]

Will, your Banette is so dopey, that when it tried to kiss Nak's Wobbuffet, their zippers got stuck!

0.o... ew?

Kurt, your Charizard is sooo stupid, it thought it could actually use Hydro Cannon.

[revelp8]

a fire type knowing a water move would be an awesome plus :cool:

GM, your banette is so lonely, that it has to stitch itself everything time there's a cut. :(

EMOOOOOOOOOOOO. :lol:

[Trombones13]

0.o... ew?

Kurt, your Charizard is sooo stupid, it thought it could actually use Hydro Cannon.
But I don't have a Charizard... :(

GM, your Giratina is so stupid, it got caught between dimensions and its head is now adorned on the wall of my den.
Nyuk-nyuk!

[Death By Bronzong]

Revelp, your quilava is so puny that the fire on its body gives it the burn status.

[Jats605]

Dbb your bronzong is so ugly that it was repeled by magnet pull:lol:

[Jats605]

This has been wayyyyyyy to quiet. Kurt your Wobbofet is so dumb it saw a punching bag a thought it was a cousin>_<

[Death By Bronzong]

Jats, your electivire is so stupid that when it found out about its motor drive ability, it tried to fill itself up with gasoline.

[Jats605]

lol! DBB your chincho is so small wialmer eat it as krill!!

[Death By Bronzong]

Um, it's a lanturn, but w/e.

Your manaphy is so retarded that when you tried to get it to utilize its hydration ability, it drank gatorade.

[pikaluva13]

DBB your bronzong is so dumb, that when it saw the liberty bell, it fell in love

[Jats605]

Pikaluva your blaikin is so small a Blast Burn looked like an ember:lol:

[pikaluva13]

lol...that's cuz it farted!...um...
your bred larvitars are so weak, that when they used rock slide they just threw a pebble down a hill AND your larvitars are so ugly that when they use rock slide, the rocks are just running away from the larvitar

[Jats605]

pikaluva your staravia is so weak it tried to fly and used dive!

[N0t2f34r]

jats your staravia is so stupid it used areial ace and missed...

[revelp8]

Nos, your slowking is so dumb that it asked slowbro "whats so slow, bro?" :-D

[N0t2f34r]

revelp your quilava is so stupid it tried to do a flame wheel and did a flame square...

[ShinyHunterJr]

not2fear your skitty is so stuck up that when it rained it drowned :D

[N0t2f34r]

well shinryhunter your pokachu is so fat it saw a taxi and fell in love

[Jats605]

not2fear your sloking is so dumb thatit thought every shellder was headgear>_<

[shum1x]

Jats ur umm...Bulbasaur has such thick RETARD glasses when it saw a daffodil it used Attract on it!:confused:I dunno..

[N0t2f34r]

shum1 your mew is so ugly jabba de hutt said "dawwwnnmm!"

[Sorgatani]

N0t2f34r, your ludicolo is so ugly that when it tried to use Rain Dance, the clouds ran away... making it Sunny Day.

[shum1x]

Tani ur skarmory is so heavy that when it tryies to fly it uses earthquake wwhen it hits the ground!!!!!:cool::D:mad:

[N0t2f34r]

shum1 your cherrim is so ugly when it used sunny day you taped it shut:D

[Giratina master]

And then I used Gastro Acid on it to confirm the seal. Hee-Hee.

My Giratina has finally healed from the emotional scars of this game. lol

[Jats605]

GM first off welcome back and your electrode is so dumb it wundered why it could not catch pokemon!!

[Giratina master]

Nice.

What Electrode? I don't have one, yet. lol

[shum1x]

not2fear your skitty is so stuck up that when it rained it drowned :D
ShinyHunterJr your Munchlax is so lazy and disgusting it fell in a pile of cowpat it fell in love and ate the cowpat

[N0t2f34r]

Shum1x your arceus is so ungodly it's own mother doesn't even bow down to it.

[mewmaster]

not2fear
your ludicolo is so so so horrid well its your ludicolo

[WestCoastNinja]

Vowl.

Your mew is so pink it makes kirby jealous.

[Gunshin]

Vowl.

Your mew is so pink it makes kirby jealous.

LOL your....o.o Sizothingy is so horrible, it's red from being emberassed from knowing itself!

[shum1x]

Gunshin your Torterra is so light its as light as an Gastly minus an Igglybuff!
So when it uses Earthquake it only lets out a tiny fart MUAHAHAAHA:evil::mrgreen::woot:

[Gunshin]

Gunshin your Torterra is so light its as light as an Gastly minus an Igglybuff!
So when it uses Earthquake it only lets out a tiny fart MUAHAHAAHA:evil::mrgreen::woot:

...What?

Your Arceus is so stupid it doesn't even know what element it is!

[shum1x]

[It's Physic type!]
And your Wailord is so heavy that when it tries to use Surf it rises a few feet from the bottom of the WATER stadium then falls back down to the bottom of the water
:mrgreen:

[Gunshin]

[It's Physic type!]
And your Wailord is so heavy that when it tries to use Surf it rises a few feet from the bottom of the WATER stadium then falls back down to the bottom of the water
:mrgreen:

Your Psyduck is so ugly, it cured it's headache from looking in a mirror!

[Jats605]

[It's Physic type!]
And your Wailord is so heavy that when it tries to use Surf it rises a few feet from the bottom of the WATER stadium then falls back down to the bottom of the water
:mrgreen:(it is a normal type>_<)
shum your shamin is som small a gradener buied it because it looked like a seed!

[shum1x]

Jats605,you are as dumb as your Wobbufet cos my Arceus is holding a Mind Plate

Jats605,Your Wobbufet is half as dumb as you!!!^_^

[Jats605]

u have an Arcues:confused: ok... that is about as smart as a normall wobboffet...

[Giratina master]

Okay, time to diss myself... lol

"Will, your piplup is so weak, it couldn't make through level one without fainting from being thrown a Doom Seed!"

*Doom Seed and all other items from Pokemon Mystery Dungeon are trademarked of the Nintendo company, ShunSoft, and all those other companies I don't feel like listing.

P.S.- Piplup thing is a true story.

[shum1x]

Have you noticed that ppl choose the AVATAR pokemon as the subject for Torment?
Sorry GM a boys gotta do wat a boys gotta do!
Your Electrode is so FAT it could even reach the explode button on its side and the way explodes is it does the DUMB Dedede dance then falls over pressing the explode button but when that happens it farts then uses smokescreen(Fart Type)

[Giratina master]

?

No idea what was just said...:confused:

[shum1x]

?

No idea what was just said...:confused:
Me neither:)

[Catcatcat]

shum, your Arceus is so wimpy that instead of calling it the Alpha Pokemon, they call it "My Little Pony"

[Jats605]

lol!!!
Cat, your Snorequazaz (thing>_<) is so heavy it still cant fly even with wings!!

[Catcatcat]

your raikou is so slow, that my shuckle beat in a race - running backwards!!!

[mewmaster]

cat your meta fire thing is so ugly that when it looks at a pokemon in a battle the other pokemon faint

[Kiwi]

Vowl your mew is so weak it can't even pop the bubble it's floating around in!

[HiHi!]

kiwi, your metagross is so fat when it used magnet rise it fell back down causing earthquake!!!

[Kiwi]

HiHi! your smeargle's so stupid the only thing it can sketch is splash!!:lol:

[HiHi!]

kiwi, your duduo is so dumb it ate it's own doo-doo!!!