THe never ending cheat 2!!!

[Boba_fett66]

Unfortunantly the last Never ending cheat ended.... well no one posts any more so mabye we could start a new one! This one is for a biddof the second you start the game(remember you have to do this in your first game then restart it to get the biddof instantly:wink:)...

First go to the battle tower and talk to the clown who will say... (ominous music)

[timmyeatsfood]

"arrrrgh!!" turns out he's a pirate!!

then restart the game.

[Sorgatani]

You will spot something sparkling on the ground. Pick it up - it is a tambourine! Go up, right, up, up then right. You will see a monster named Dink. Give him the tambourine and...

[zig67]

He gives you a grass skirt and he starts to dance. You then...

[Sorgatani]

are given a choice of three things to say:
Cha-cha-cha
Ha-tatatata
or Yatta!
Whatever you choose.... Baron Von Stroganoff will appear and depending on your answer, will do one of three things

[N0t2f34r]

he will either sing Aunt rodie really loud and you have to shut him up with the microphone.....he will grab an umbrella and fly around like marry poppins or....he will try convince you that the square root of pie is apple...

at any rate just get him to move and pick up the item underneath him called the...

[Sorgatani]

Amulet of Kings. After you equip this item, you will turn into Elvis and gain the ability...

[N0t2f34r]

ROCK n' roll so you have to roll down the special hill you find behind the pokemon centre in sandgem and at the bottom there is a giant...

[Taylor Rose]

Salamence which taylor was taken away but was rescued by her hero which she gives a big kiss on his cheek . and the heros name was....

[Sorgatani]

Birk, who you must hand a banana so he can transform into Bananaman who will...

[N0t2f34r]

take you to the secret banana Island filled with tropius that know the special move...

[dan the man]

fury leaf. you then catch one and use fury leaf to cut down a forest...

[Sorgatani]

You then incur the wrath of a gnome that goes by the name of Turkey GoodWrench. He will yell seemingly random phrases. Take note of them, you will need them later.

[nickgamer10]

the gnome then starts attacking you. you then run away and find chuck noris hunting ho-oh and then you tell him the phrases the gnome said then chuck noris...

[Sorgatani]

will say "What did you say about my mother?" and then start charging up a spin kick.

You now have about 5 seconds to enter the code Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right A+B+Start. If you do this quickly enough, Ed Boon will pop in from the lower right-hand corner and say "Toasty!" and three ninjas (one yellow, one green, one blue) will appear to defend you. Pick a ninja and

If green: the ninja will lose but you will have time to escape
If blue: he will win because Chuck Norris is not too cool to be frozen
If yellow: the ninja will make friends with Chuck Norris and they will combine forces to have a power of over 9000!

It is advisable to shout "LOOK OVER THERE!", point at some bushes and run away to...

[plusletrainer]

My pokemon ranch where you will be tackled by 1,000,000 lv.1 spheal with the moves fissure, earthquake, icebeam, and super mega dropkick. You then have to...

[N0t2f34r]

Convince the spheal to kick you off the ranch, but in order to get it to do that you have to give it a round thingy, found inside the barn so to get it you...

[plusletrainer]

you get a spheal to use earthquake and destroy barn. you then walk inside to find out that there are three things left:
- a box (the spheal will get mad and send you to the begining and you will have to start over)
- a bomb (the spheal will send you away and then blow up but be pretected by Haley and her pretecting gastridon)
- a spiked box (the spheal will get mad and chuck it at you:brick: and then start stabing you with it:twisted::EVILLE:)

[Seaer]

After that, you go underground, walk 2 steps to the right, then go up and emerge in a sea of nothing, which you will then have to navigate to...

[nickgamer10]

a pokemart where the cleck will ask you have you ever visited pokefarm.com say yes it rocks then he will give you...

[aaron]

an ekans but it ends up that the clerk was a member of team rocket
reset the game or they will steal all ur pokemon in ur party

[nickgamer10]

when you startup the game you find yourself in a team rocket jail so you look in your bag and find...

[aaron]

a spon and an escape plan u start to dig

[Seaer]

and you find a wild pokemon, which will...

[nickgamer10]

give you 100000000000 dollars which then you buy a helicopter and fly to........

[mewmewmew]

hoenn and you must catch groudon
you then get teleported back to sinnoh where groudon dries up the sinnoh region and...

[nickgamer10]

then you must find kyrouge, sucaine and lucario they combine there powers to restore sinnoh but before they can complete it you must press up down up down left right and then you get attacked by mewtwo you then have to.....

[mewmewmew]

defeat him and his army of 5 mews without any of your pokemon fainting...

[TribalDan]

otherwise you must give him your entire team, all your cash, tm's and *gasp* bicycle & running shoes; however you can defeat him and his army of 5 mews by...

[mewmewmew]

catching a flying cleffa (like the one in the top right corner) in turnback cave and making it use dandelion fly which automatically KOs all the mews and mewtwo. You must then go back to pokemon ranch and...

[nickgamer10]

Find a wiimote you then pick yourself up and throw yourself to......

[mewmewmew]

the fiore region.
you must play ranger until you get the manaphy egg.
then...

[Seaer]

You give the egg to Nurse Joy, who will...

[Rayfox-Kun]

crack it open to eat scrambled manaphy eggs:)(not being cruel just thought it would be funny), and after she is done she will reward you with............

[nickgamer10]

crack it open to eat scrambled manaphy eggs:)(not being cruel just thought it would be funny), and after she is done she will reward you with............

the leftovers (poor manaphy) which you will give to...........

[Viperizer]

to shiny charizard and he will say .....

[Seaer]

"That was satisfying!" and will....

[Jolteon Forever]

walk away to go breath fire on...

[Seaer]

A tree, which will burn down and reveal...

[Jolteon Forever]

a secret staircase that leads to...

[Seaer]

Backlot's Mansion. There will be pokemon there. The pokemon will say...

[Viperizer]

"Mr.Tummy need food :mad:"

[Jolteon Forever]

the pokemon will run inside the house to...

[mewmewmew]

get mr. tummy who is a hungry munchlax...

[Seaer]

who will eat all the berries in the vicinity, which will cause...

[Jolteon Forever]

him to get SUPER fat and turn into a munchlax he falls asleep and ...

[Seaer]

suddenly turns into ARCEUS! Arceus will then....

[plusletrainer]

explode into candy you then...

[Seaer]

Have to pick all the candy up before Mr. Backlot finds out what happened! If you don't, you will have to start the cheat all over. If you do, Mr. Backlot finds out anyway and rewards you for cleaning up his lawn. He will give you a(n)....

[plusletrainer]

exstreemly big candy you then

[Seaer]

Eat it, which will make you...

[plusletrainer]

super small you then get atackeed by a gaints catterpi you then...

[Seaer]

Turn into a tiny Swellow and peck at the Caterpie, which will make them....

[plusletrainer]

string echother together you get biger and...

[Seaer]

Change back to your original form. The Caterpie clump will then....

[plusletrainer]

get tiny and vaperate only to rain down on china you then...

[Seaer]

Have to go to a different dimension to get medicine to cure the people of the sickness caused by the caterpie. This dimension is called...

[plusletrainer]

dream land and king de de de will think your another star worrier and try to kill you like kirby...

[Seaer]

So you have to use your pokemon to get....

[plusletrainer]

meta knite and kirby to come and help you cure the dise in china...

[Seaer]

King Dedede will try to stop you by sucking you up, which works but....

[plusletrainer]

you have your pokemon use toxic poisining him and he spits you out...

[Seaer]

Into a interdimensional portal, which will take you to....

[plusletrainer]

the mushroom kingdom where you meet mario an luigi...

[Seaer]

While fighting Bowser. You have a choice to fight with Bowser or against him. If you fight with him, you lose. If you fight against him, you lose. No matter what you do, you lose. So the way to go is during the battle, press flee just as Bowser is about to obliviate your team. What happens is....

[plusletrainer]

you get away safely but you then run into chuck noris who says...

[Gunshin]

you get away safely but you then run into chuck noris who says...

"^@$%#" And he roundhouse kicks you in the face ending your.....

[Kiwi]

journey, you have to restart and do the whole cheat five more time, if you do that then on the fifth time chuck norris will say..

[plusletrainer]

"(insert name here) i am your father" then you are given there option witch are...

[Seaer]

"No, you're not! My mom would never marry someone like you!"
"Yes... But only in your mind."
"OMG!!! Really?? That's AWESOME!!!"

The correct answer is....

[plusletrainer]

"Yes... But only in your mind." he will then be confused enof for you to

[Seaer]

Let one of your pokemon use Sky Uppercut to knock him out, which makes him...

[plusletrainer]

get mad and attack with thunder and genades you then...

[Seaer]

Somehow melts into the ground. You are safe and now can travel to....

[plusletrainer]

night mare enter prizes and buy a moster to do...

[Seaer]

Kirby and Meta Knight a favor by setting the monster on King Dedede. They will be super happy and....

[plusletrainer]

meta knite will look exactly the same and kirby will say "kirby" wich will make...

[Seaer]

EVeryone from SSBB appear. You guys have a nice brawl and then....

[plusletrainer]

you get the dragoon parts and fly away to...

[Seaer]

Kanto. You see Dawn, Misty, and May fighting about...

[plusletrainer]

girl stuff that you may or may not understand you then...

[Seaer]

Ask them to have a contest with you. They say yes and you all go to...

[plusletrainer]

Ask them to have a contest with you. They say yes and you all go to...

harthome city and have a contest...

[Seaer]

And all the bad teams come (team rocket, team aqua, etc. etc.) and destroy....

[plusletrainer]

And all the bad teams come (team rocket, team aqua, etc. etc.) and destroy....

the contest hall and steel all your pokemon except a lv.1 magicarp so...

[Seaer]

You get the magicarp (which you bred from a super awesome gyrados) to use an supposedly impossible move, which is....

[plusletrainer]

You get the magicarp (which you bred from a super awesome gyrados) to use an supposedly impossible move, which is....

roar of time to..

[Seaer]

Mess up the time and make it so that all the baddies were never born! :EVILLE: Then you continue the contest, using....

[Misa Misa]

Using the Mew oracle you should have received at the beginning of the game, if you didn't get it the cheat is worthless and you need to start again, if you did get it you need to...

[Seaer]

Ask it what to do next. It will say....