The life of a potato

[Gouswer]

Well I was reading a game in another fourm which was quite amusing. Bunny from the DD forums created it, it is pretty much like The never ending cheat, but is instead about a potato =p.

The format of your answer should go like this

The potato was walking to the grocery store when....

and the next perosn would say something like

An UFO came an abducpted it. He was placed next to.....

And thats how it goes.

I'll start it up

The potato was walking to the grocery store when....

EDIT: Right <.<, you can do anything to the potato except just kill him because that would end the game.

[T roo]

*looks at gowser* Meh I don't mind.

Poaoe was srolling hrew he grocery store when A mad hobo came and grabed him and yelled "free food!" He grabed potaoe and stared pushing owrds his mouth when......

[pokemasterSD]

*looks at t roo* I don't mined either.

The potato hit him with a trout,then ran away until...

[T roo]

*looks at t roo* I don't mined either.

The potato hit him with a trout,then ran away until...

he was accidently kicked by a near by shopper. He flew under a shelf. He looked around and noiced he was on a web. He panicked and.....

Gowser you forgo 1 thing in the first post. *you can do anything opotatoe, you jus can't kill him. Because hat would end the game*

[HiHi!]

he was accidently kicked by a near by shopper. He flew under a shelf. He looked around and noiced he was on a web. He panicked and.....

Gowser you forgo 1 thing in the first post. *you can do anything opotatoe, you jus can't kill him. Because hat would end the game*

killed himself j/k:D
fained because he has spiderphobia(fear of spiders). when he woke up....

[T roo]

killed himself j/k:D
fained because he has spiderphobia(fear of spiders). when he woke up....

and felt all nice and warm. He realized i was because he spider had wrapped him up in hread and was waiing to eat him. He freaked out(!) and began to struggle. Then the hobo that tried eating him earlier said awww, there you are....

[Gouswer]

The hobo grabbed him and was about to take a chunck out of him when...

[LovelyStrife]

Out of nowhere an eagle comes and takes the potato away in its talons. Then....

[HiHi!]

Out of nowhere an eagle comes and takes the potato away in its talons. Then....

the eagle hits a tree and drops the potato the potato rolls into the street and....

ps i think we should have a name for "the potato" it doesn't feel right calling him "the potato"

[T roo]

the eagle hits a tree and drops the potato the potato rolls into the street and....

ps i think we should have a name for "the potato" it doesn't feel right calling him "the potato"

He has a name, it's "potatoe":lol:

He go washed ino he sorm drain and was carried out ino the sewer....

[Gouswer]

There he met the Alligator who lives there and...

[Viperizer]

is a potatoeaholic then...

[HiHi!]

the alligator spares the potatoe's life and brings him up the sewer.then...

[Gouswer]

A car runs over the potato send him flying to....

[T roo]

into a wierd cave, he slowly regained concheniouse, and saw the gleeming eyes of a (!).....

[Gouswer]

He saw the gleaming eyes of a Chupacabra that said to him........

[T roo]

aw... you're awake. I found you next to my toilet. Now....

[Gouswer]

Would you like to be my friend? Here are some nachos topped with cheese. And the potato said ......

[T roo]

Sure, *he reaches for he nacho's* Ahhhhh!!! It's hot!!! And poaoe runs out into the rain wihou even saying good bye o his new friend. He deosn' realize it's a mounain and jumps off the cliff....

[Gouswer]

As he is falling the Chupacabra uses his wings to catch him. They fly for some time before they land in....

[WestCoastNinja]

they land in a Chucky cheezes and order a bunch of pizza. Chupacabra wins 500 tickets playing skeeball and trdes them in for...

[Gouswer]

A fake set of wings for potato. Potato trades in his tickets for ....

[T roo]

Some more hot cheasy nacho's. He hanks his friend for he wings and fly's to...

[Viperizer]

To China then...

[Rayfox-Kun]

joins the swimming olympics just in time to beat michael phelps who then tells potatoe.............

[Viperizer]

His fovorite food is mashed potatoe's then the potatoe...

[Kiwi]

pushes michael phelps into a pool that hey happen to be standing by, PotaToe then

[Pikadude609]

Runs away and ends up in a resturant and notices the daily special is...

[Gouswer]

Runs away and ends up in a resturant and notices the daily special is...

Potato salad. The waiter looks at the potato and asks him what he will be eating and he says.....

[plusletrainer]

Potato salad. The waiter looks at the potato and asks him what he will be eating and he says.....

the potato says "curly fries!"...

[Gouswer]

As the potato sat down and waited for his curly fries, he heard another potato screaming from the kitchen. He went over there and saw....

[plusletrainer]

a tape recorder and curly fries...

((i know what you where thinking. well stop thinking it! why do people always think that?))

[N0t2f34r]

Then recorded an album and took it to a big record company with his curly fries...

[Gouswer]

Then recorded an album and took it to a big record company with his curly fries...

There the big record company made a multi million dollar contract with potato. He used part of his money to buy a house in......

[LovelyStrife]

...Iowa, because the potato loves....

[N0t2f34r]

bass fishing...and he eventually gets a huge fish, followed by a magical boot that sings to him "...

[LovelyStrife]

..."Jigglypuff, Jiggly puff. Jiggly-puff, Jiggly!!!"....

[kenzie]

...Potatoe falls into a deep sleep and has a nightmare of being part of someones Thanksgiving meal. He wakes up and finds himself in...

[Kiwi]

an oven, there is a turkey next to him. He bangs the door but can't get out...

[Pikadude609]

he starts to get very hot and complains but just as he feels he will die...

[mewmaster]

the oven explodes launching him to japan where he buys pokemon platinum and then

[N0t2f34r]

The door opens and he runs out the door, into a big kitchen! where....

[Gouswer]

the oven explodes launching him to japan where he buys pokemon platinum and then

Joins a D/P/PL tournament where potato faces Babael in the finals. The match ends up in a .......

[Catcatcat]

...draw! except (unfortunately for Babael) potato is proclaimed the victor because he tastes so much betterer. then a giant...

[Kiwi]

comes and swallows potatoe whole, potatoe finds himself in a place with lots of goo and other potatoes, he decides that he will become their leader and launch an attack against the giants tummy...

[Gouswer]

They stuff themselves in his upper intestin, so whenever he eats the foods ends up in.......

[plusletrainer]

outerspace and so the food hits a UFO witch comeshooting down to earth and...

[Gouswer]

outerspace and so the food hits a UFO witch comeshooting down to earth and...

Squishes the giant. Potato escapes and goes to an amusement park. He finds that he's too short to ride any rides and so.....

[Rayfox-Kun]

he heads towards the food court to eat french fries but before he takes his first bite he is interrupted by....................

[LovelyStrife]

....some rabid fan girls who were at the mall to see the A*Teens reunion mall tour. They grab the potato and.....

[Catcatcat]

stick it up their noses in an attempt to attract the A*Teens attention. but...

[LovelyStrife]

....Dhani has always had a hatred of potatoes, so he slapped it out of their noses and the potato....

[Catcatcat]

bounced off the floor, ricocheted of of the wall and was then lodged up Dhani's nose! so then he...

[LovelyStrife]

Freaked out and ran all the way to Mexico where he had a doctor remove it from his nose in a super secret operation. Once out of Dhani's nose, the potato....

[Kiwi]

Potatoe stuck himself onto one of Doctors teeth, Doctor ran all the way to China and then a Dentist took out Potatoe. Then Potatoe...

[T roo]

ran, he ran until he triped over a twig in a forest he was now in.....

[Viperizer]

A bears cave Then.....

[LovelyStrife]

The three bears came home and saw the potato sleeping in baby bear's bed. So of course they....

[Gouswer]

Take a nap next to potato. When the bears wake up they see that potato.....

[Catcatcat]

is actually a GIRL!!!!!

so that makes them...

[Emp395]

Ride a bike and do the tweaking glitch and goes to newmoon island to catch the potato who meets darkrai then...

[HiHi!]

darkrai uses dark void and sends potatoe to the torn world where he confronts giratina. then....

[mewmaster]

gets eaten but he falls out because giratinas a ghost type and sees a portal

[Gouswer]

The portal sends him to the Star Wars dimension. He meets Darth Vader and.......

[Viperizer]

Says Potato i am your father then.....

[mewmaster]

potato kills darth vader with a blue lightsaber
then spudtroopers come and

[Gouswer]

Acknowledge potato as their new leader. Potato then goes with his army to capture the city of.....

[cowzown]

potatovill wich was under attack bye the...

[LovelyStrife]

...haunted glass eye of Big Boss. The eye looked like it would win until....

[HiHi!]

potatoe tickled it. then...

[mewmaster]

He stabbed it with his lightsaber

[Gouswer]

and then finished it off with....

[plusletrainer]

a news paper! he then...

[mewmaster]

got cut in half by me darth maul but he used force heal and i chased him with my double lightsaber and

[Gouswer]

Left the destroyed remains of the glass eye on the floor and traveled to.......

[LovelyStrife]

...the third moon of Jupiter where he....

[mewmaster]

saw darth sidious who used lightning on him
he turned into chips and then

[Gouswer]

Was dipped into sour cream and onion sauce. He then seeked help to turn himself back to normal and so went to.....

[mewmaster]

old ben kenobi who tought him the ways of the force

[HiHi!]

he got bored and went to the doctors, and got surgery. then.....

[Gouswer]

He looked in a mirror and saw that the doctor turned him into a peanut instead of a potato. He went to yell at the doctor at his house and found....

[LovelyStrife]

...the youn Obi-Wan Kenobi Kenobi there waiting for him. Obi-Wan wanted to teach him....

[mewmaster]

how to use the force but since he already knew it he killed obi wan and turne to the dark side

[Gouswer]

He became known as The Peanato and recruited a group of Elite Fighters and named his group......

[pikaluva13]

The NuttyChooks! Then an egg rolled up to him and said...

[Gouswer]

That an stranger wanted to join the NuttyChooks. Potato then went to meet the stranger and saw that it was Chupacabras (read earlier in the game =p). Potato and the NuttyChooks now having Chupacabras in their group went off in search of the 9 crystal skulls to use their powers and take over the world. They started by goig to Peru and searching in the Incan pyramids. They found that the entrance to the pyramids was being guarded by....

[pikaluva13]

a mutant cooked chicken! The chicken, having noticed them, said "Hey you...BAWK...what are you doing here? Are you trying to get eaten by the evil humans? Then the potato replied with...

[Gouswer]

We are here for the Crystal Skull #1! The NuttyChooks then attacked the chicken. Egg started the attack with his ScrambledEggs attack which delt supereffective damage. The chicken then attacked back with.....

[pikaluva13]

Gizzard cannon! Potato got hit! Chupacabras then used...

[HiHi!]

...bite and ate the chicken. Then....

[Gouswer]

The NuttyChooks grabbed the first crystal skull. They set off to France where the next 2 crystal skulls were kept in.....

Behind the TV

[pikaluva13]

a little desk. They grabbed the two skulls and flew back home. Then they got a call from the president that...

[plusletrainer]

said that they were under arest and that they were on the FBI's most wanted list. so they...

[Gouswer]

Attacked the white house and realized the rest of the crystal skulls were hidden there. They used the limitless power of the skulls to....

[Paiopa]

Reserrect an ancient genius to grant them 3 wishes so they could...

[mewmaster]

bring about the end of the earth with the ultimate pokemon Mew's power

[LovelyStrife]

....but it was foiled by a particularly awesome.....

[Paiopa]

piece of ancient cheese

[Gouswer]

The cheese then transported the NuttyChooks to.....

[Paiopa]

Ancient Japan

[Gouswer]

Where they were attacked by a band of ancient samurais wearing green.....

Inside the fridge

[pikaluva13]

long underwear! The samurais ran up to them, and tried to cut them, but then...

[LovelyStrife]

....a mystical, magical, awesome dragon by the name of Trogdor descened from the heavens and....

[pikaluva13]

ate all of the samurais heads! The samurai bodies ran around trying to find an enemy, but couldn't so then...

[cowmoo13]

they started using clones to destory those instant shopping machines :eek:

[Whitdjinn]

Somewhere in a far of distance, a finger-snap was heard...suddenly everyone but the potato was gone, everything was dark..and then....

[cowmoo13]

a super monkey king decided to break his hand (hence the snappings) because...

[Paiopa]

The apes from outer space came to take over the world

[cowmoo13]

suddenly, a wild pokemon trainer named hokejo noticed that a wild aipom was looking kinda strange and looked more like an ape than a strange anime monkey

[Whitdjinn]

Unfortunately this pokemon trainer was horrible at actually identifying pokemon...it was actually an infernape who oddly enough knew the move...

[Paiopa]

The young trainer thought he was surely done for as the fearsome infernape lunged toward him. However, out of the blue the great, and powerful druken master came out of know where and...

[cowmoo13]

He knew the move: Marmo-punch!!!!:mad:

[pikaluva13]

It hit the potato straight in the spud! OUCH! he said. Then...

[Whitdjinn]

The infernape used cross-chop, slicing the potato, then immediately used flame thrower as he cackled maniacally saying "Muahaha, French Fries"..and then...

[Gouswer]

The Infernape dipped potato in some ketchup and.....

[Whitdjinn]

Ate him, sharing of course with anyone who happened to passed by...he was a peaceful infernape afterall, just a bit hungry. And then..

[Paiopa]

The infernape suffered a horrible case of indigestion and was running around frantically until he met...

[pikaluva13]

The toilet monster! The Infernape ran up to the toilet monster, and the toilet monster asked the Infernape, "What do you want!". The Infernape replied, "I have indigestion!". Then the toilet monster laughed and said, "Ha! Well you're not relieving yourself in me!" Then the Infernape...

[pondertheworld]

...relieved himself anyway and ran away from the less-than-impressed toilet monster. He then started a farm, but one day the plants all died because of...

[Gouswer]

((ZOMG :U! IT IS ALIVE!))

He then started a farm, but one day the plants all died because of... the blizzard potato had summoned. Potato then walked up to the Infernape and...

[T roo]

Why you bring cold to my land? Suddenly another Infernape came out over the small hill, this one had black skin. He said....

[Gouswer]

Potato, I am your father. Then potato said...

[T roo]

Then he pulled out a red light saver and cut potato's hand off. OUCH, why did you do that?! Potato then....

[pondertheworld]

...frowned at the bad grammar and spelling in the world and looked towards the sky for the second star to the right. He then sighed, feeling quite...

[Psychic4Life]

Quite lonely. Out of nowhere, ET then came from the sky and landed next to Potato. ET said.....

[Bobreeder]

"Potato, I am your father too,". Potato screamed...

[Psychic4Life]

"Father! You've returned!" Potato hugged ET and ET reached behind his back and pulled out....

[cowmoo83]

uhh... well, he was actually scratching his back... He begins to flash his finger light at potato...

[Psychic4Life]

And potato has the ability to fly now. Potato thanks his dad and flies over to LA. Someone approaches him and says.....

[pikaluva13]

I like pie...you? potato then replies "well...yeah, everybody likes pie...duh...why would you ask anyone that?"...

[T roo]

I ask because I just saw a shady guy who said he HATED pie! He then walked off grumbling about a crave for potato's. Potato said....

[cowmoo83]

well, I better go get some pie... I'll have to go on a trip... i'll invent new flavors, find every flavor in existence... whatever it takes to get this guy to liek mudkipz, I mean pies... then maybe he won't be so shady and potato killerish...

[Psychic4Life]

Potato began walking, then a car drove by and someone reaching out of it picked him up and knocked him out. He woke up tied up and saw....

[T roo]

The shady guy. "I am going to kill you and all potatoes. For far to long us corn have been hiding under your shadow. Mommy I want a potato not corn the kids say. But once I kill you everything will change!" He then took off the coat and jacket and he was a arm of corn on stilts. Then....

[Psychic4Life]

he started to try to kill potato. Potato used his super-special-awesome kung-fu moves and beats up corn. He runs out and tells all of his potato friends. Once he gets to the street, he notices an army of...

[pikaluva13]

Chocolate cake! Potato runs up to one of the cakes and asks it what they are doing standing there. The cake says that is name is general Eetmee, and also tells Potato that...

[Psychic4Life]

The evil corn has hired them to destroy the world. Eetmee hates this plan but is forced against his will to help. He asks Potato to eat him. Potato eats him and.....

[Catcatcat]

Breaks out in hives! HE'S LACTOSE INTOLERANT!!!!!!!! suddenly he feels an odd sensation on the back of his neck as...

[Psychic4Life]

He sees the head corn leader behind him pointing a gun at him. The little red dot thingy is on his neck. Potato ran into an alley, trying to escape. He turned his friend and ex-spy........