Joker!

[kelog]

Ok,some of these jokes may flop like Crawford's, but i'll try.
Rules
1.Guess once per joke.
2.Get item (or possibly Pokemon) for correct guess.
3.You can PM me with guesses,but that still counts as a guess.
4.You may have to wait a while because i don't have Wi-Fi but i can go to a Starbucks for that.
5.New jokes will come at least once a week.
And that's it! Hope some fall on the floor having spasms and laughing so hard they pee their pants.

Today's Joke:
Q:How do you catch a vegitarian fish?

[Retep5000]

with Rodishes

[XD001]

Hold your arms out and grab them. Duh...

Joking! Use veg as bait! (Some actually work like peas etc.)

[run_bubba_run]

with sea weed ?

[kelog]

Nope,Nope and Nope.XD001 was on track,though.You can also PM me with jokes if you want,but i only need 3 helpers.
Jokers(can post jokes with my OK):
1.kelog(me)
2.XD001
3.
4.

[XD001]

Ok ive got one just for fun:What did the cannabil get when he was late for dinner?

[MeowthMix]

The cold shoulder, o3o

[N0t2f34r]

The cold shoulder, o3o

That's just sick.....and funny:p

[kelog]

xD!XD001,please ask next time before posting a joke.

[XD001]

1. Sorry kelog.
2. Sorry for those who found the joke unappropiate
3. Yep the cold shoulder!

[Deneves]

Today's Joke:
Q:How do you catch a vegitarian fish?

I'd use Gummy Worms

[plusletrainer]

i'd just use a net...

[Jolteon Forever]

idk uhh fish lol

[kelog]

still wrong...

[blkxion555]

do you use a sea cucumber? :confused:

[kelog]

that counts as meat and i think someone already guessed that.

[MeowthMix]

lol, I agree with Gummi Worms

But I would attach an Oddish onto my hook :P

[kelog]

still wrong....xD to the Oddish.

[cowmoo83]

what about putting your friendly neighborhood vegitarian on the hook XP

[Okapi]

You guys all laugh at the cannibal thing, but it has happened to me, and it is not funny. In fact, that is in downright bad taste.


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[XD001]

Once again im sorry.
"When i said i was going to become a comedian, everyone laughed. Why arent they laughing now?"

[cowmoo83]

are we ever going to find out the answer or are we going to keep guessing???

[Okapi]

Hey, I enjoyed the shockingly inappropriate joke.

[cowmoo83]

which innapropriate joke???

[Okapi]

XD001's inappropriate joke. "The cold shoulder". Much LOLz.

[cowmoo83]

now watch your language mr!!!... I get it now:p

[kelog]

Hint:Tofu ---------. No,the # of dashes doesn't mean anything.

[mewmaster]

ooooh i know
a tofu burger or tofu bait

[kelog]

vowl123,VERY close.

[Jolteon Forever]

tofu fish?

Edit: or tofish!

[littlenozomi]

with tofurkey? :p

[XD001]

Tofu worms! (Sorry Caterpie!)

[mewmaster]

OOOHHH Tofu maggots

[kelog]

Ok,XD001 was right,BUT i think since XD001 helps me with jokes,he can't guess.I think.Otherwise,XD001 is right.Your prize is.....PMing me with what you want for your prize!

[kelog]

What is December 25th?

What is January 1st?

What is October 31st?

[cowmoo83]

christmas, new year's day, and haloween?

[Bonz109]

santas, baby new years, and the devils birthday? in that order

[kelog]

close,but not quite.

[Bonz109]

which person kelog?

[kelog]

both of you.

[pokekinz19]

Oh i know its uhh DATES on a calender.

[kelog]

whoopdee doo! pokekinz19 is right!

[XD001]

Joke:

A man walks in to a bar every day or so and orders three pints of beer. After raising a glass, he then drinks them all before ordering just one pint.

The barman notices after two weeks and asks why he has this strange tradition.

"I drink one for me, one for my brother in Australia, and another for my brother in Canada," he replies. "All three of us do it."

Then a week later, the man returns but orders only two pints. The barman asks:

"Oh dear, I hope something hasn't happened to one of your brothers?"

"No mate, they're fine. It's just I've gave up drinking."

[kelog]

I have a joke.
These three guys die and go to heaven,and God tells them: "The less times you cheated on your wife,you will get a better car."
The first guy(Bill) got a VW beetle.Not a great car.
The second guy(Bob) gets a minivan.Better than a beetle,but just OK.
The third guy(Joe) gets a Lamborghini because he never cheated on his wife.Later that day,Bob sees Joe sitting on the side of the road crying.Bob asks Joe "why are you crying?Your car is fine."Joe answers:"i just saw my wife driving a cardboard box."

[XD001]

Old John was always watching for an opportunity to gain more cash. But sadly in the end, he died. At the gates, he found himself talking with St. Peter.

"Been at this job for a while haven't you?" he says.

"Here, a million years passes as minute and a million pounds passes as a penny." Peter replies.

"Well, truth betold, I have came up with nothing in my pockets. Could you lend me a penny?"

"Certainly. Please wait one minute."

[Psychic4Life]

Nice on XD, I recieved permission to tell jokes as well and I have two. Gotta celebrate my first joke by making a second one. Here they are:

After stopping for lunch on a day trip, an eldery couple had driven ten miles down the road when the women remembered she had left her glasses at the resturant. her husband was irritated at having to go back to get them. "How could you forget your glasses?" he moned. "This is going to add another hour to our journey. The whole day is wasted!"
He was still complaining when they pulled up again outside the resturant. As his wife got out of the car, he grumbled: While you're in there, you may as well get my hat too."

Now number 2. This one is long.

You might be a computer nerd if.......

-Your web page is more popluar than you
-You think Bill Gates is a "cool guy"
-You've ever considered getting a tattoo of the "intell inside" logo
-You wake at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and, on your way back to bed, you stop to check your email
-You've never actually met any of your friends
-Your favorite sport is Tetris
-You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
-You have an identity crisis if someone is using a screen name close to your own (i.e. Pikadude and Pikaluva)
-The optician looks deep into your eyes and sees a screen saver
-You try to enter your password on the microwave
-You email your buddy that works at the desk next to you
-When someone yells out "Where's Tommy?" you do a search for tommy.com
-You spend a plane trip with your laptop on your lap and your child is in the overhead baggage compartment
-When someone asks you "What did you say?", you answer, "Scroll up." (well scroll down on PF)
-You get into an elevator and double-click on the floor you want
-You decided to stay an extra year at college just for the free internet access
-Tech Support calls you for help
-You know excatly how much hard drive space you have free, but you don't know your spouse's bithday
-You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one
-You've read more books over the internet than in real life
-Your dog has it's own home page
-You can't speak to your mother because she doesn't have a computer
-You've named your daughter Dotcom

I do not own any of these jokes. I got them from a super-special-awesomely funny joke book. If you want the name of it, feel free to ask me.

[pokekinz19]

heres one:
One day a man got on the city bus and had to fart really bad,
so he thought that the music was loud enough an so he farted,
soon after the bus came to his stop and when he got up,
everyone just stared at him and when he got off he relized,
he had his iPod on!!!!! :o

*when are we getting back to the game :-D

[Psychic4Life]

heres one:
One day a man got on the city bus and had to fart really bad,
so he thought that the music was loud enough an so he farted,
soon after the bus came to his stop and when he got up,
everyone just stared at him and when he got off he relized,
he had his iPod on!!!!! :o

*when are we getting back to the game :-D

Pokekinz, did you get permission to post jokes from Kelog? You need to. Not trying to bag on you, just trying to keep you out of trouble.

[kelog]

I don't think pokekinz19 did now I will report that to the admins.pokekinz19,PM me now(please)about the joke and i may allow you to post jokes.