Corrupted Wish Game

[Sorgatani]

This is a game I found on another site. It can be a lot of fun when it gets going :)

The idea of this game is to make a wish, which will be 'granted' by the next poster.
However, something is wrong!

Example:
Person A: I wish I could fly

Person B: You can fly! But you have no feet so you can't land!

I'll begin shall I?


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I wish I could breathe underwater.

[joinred1127]

You can breathe underwater, but you are transported to the sun.

I wish I could speak latin.

[Sorgatani]

You can speak latin! However you can no longer understand English.

I wish I was better at saving my money.

[XD001]

You now know how to save money. But you cant spend a penny of it!

I wish for a million wishes!

[LovelyStrife]

Granted! But none of the wishes can have the letters "C", "A", "U" or "Y" in them.

I wish for love.

[meeker]

you fall in luv...Its just that the person you fell in luv with is your worst enemy...

I wish for world peace

[Sorgatani]

There is world peace. However, this is at the cost of worldwide freedom. The world is now run by a monkey with a lust for handbags and nothing else.
I wish I could find the Lost City of Atlantis.

[meeker]

You find the lost city of atlantis. Only, you get lost in the process

I wish for a gumball!

[LovelyStrife]

You get a gumball, but it tastes like earwax.

I wish for a hug!

[Sorgatani]

You get a hug! But you get the hug from a clown, who not only smells bad but also is trying to abduct you!

I wish I was better at sports.

[LovelyStrife]

You are better at sports! But those sports are Ping-Pong and Curling.

I wish to get well!

[Taylor Rose]

You are well but well enough to make US sick.
I wish i could be the best pokefarm member.

[KitsuneGin]

Wish granted, but now you are the only member in pokefarm.

I wish for a cheese pizza.

[N0t2f34r]

you get a pizza, but you lose your mouth.

I wish for 1,000,000,000 pairs of deer antlers

[LovelyStrife]

Wish granted! But they are still attached to some very angry deer.

I wish for 1000 baby pokemon.

[N0t2f34r]

Wish granted! But they are still attached to some very angry deer.

I wish for 1000 baby pokemon.

you get 1000 baby pokemon, but they are all endlessly crying.

I wish for a new car!

[Sorgatani]

You have a new car!
But the salesman was shifty, so it's actually a chop-shop car and does not have an engine. It gets towed.

I wish Gauntlet DS would come out already.

[KitsuneGin]

Wish granted, but you crash it as soon as you pull out of the parking lot.
Edit, you got the game, but it's hacked and it ruins your DS.

I wish for a new computer.

[N0t2f34r]

you get a new computer! but no mouse, keyboard or monitor.

I wish for a purple potato.

[Sorgatani]

You get a purple potato (thrown at your head)

I wish I could get annoying songs out of my head.

[N0t2f34r]

you get the song out of your head, but your brain comes with it.

I wish I had an Xbox 360.

[KitsuneGin]

You got the xbox 360, but there's a bann for xbox due to "accidental explosions".

I wish for some candy.

[LovelyStrife]

Wish granted! But the candy is covered in spiders.

I wish for a Mr. Potato Head.

[revelp8]

Wish granted! But the candy is covered in spiders.

I wish for a Mr. Potato Head.

granted, but all you get is a potato without the actual parts of the face, those come separately on their own :cool:

I wish i wasn't starving right now :rolleyes:

[LovelyStrife]

*Twitches ehr nose I-Dream-Of-Genie-style* Granted! But now you are so full you can barely move.

I wish that Sting was as young and cute as he was in the video for "Don't Stand So Close To Me"

[Sorgatani]

Sting is now his younger, cuter self. However, you have also reverted to your younger self, and now think boys are yucky.

I wish my feet weren't so cold.

[cowmoo83]

your feet warm up and up... and up until they are a blazing 1 million degrees CELSIUS!

I wish for miltanks to be real!

[KitsuneGin]

Wish granted! Do I smell barbeque?

Edit: Your Miltank just body slammed a hole in your living room.
I wish I would have a monkey as a pet.

[cowmoo83]

Wish granted! Do I smell barbeque? YOU ARE EVIL!

I wish I would have a monkey as a pet.

You get a monkey, but it mutates and you are forced to cut its hand off to have some wishes which turn against you... boy that was long...

i wish that I could have animal crossing CF earlier so that I can do the new year's eve event Xp

[Trombones13]

Wish granted, but then you accidentally throw your Wii-mote and it hits the Wii, breaking it. You try to buy another, but...they're sold out... *dun dun dun* Oh, and then, on the way out of the store, your wallet gets eaten by a dog. And then you slip and fall and twist your leg, and then the dog sits on you for two hours. You get your wallet back, but...yeah.
:lol:

I wish for my Econ. teacher to be better! :-D

[cowmoo83]

your econ teacher gets better... but too much better... she/ HE begins to teach you more and more until your brain explodes with information Xp

I wish to have a real-life miltank :)

[Sorgatani]

You have a miltank. However, you have no badges, because they have not been programmed into the world yet. Miltank uses rollout, and you are a little deflated for the experience.

I wish I had a pet leprechaun.

[MeowthMix]

You have a pet Leprechaun, but he's a mass murderer. (Have you seen the leprachaun movies?)

I wish for a grape

[Trombones13]

(OMG, my teacher's a girl now?! :o :lol:)

Granted! But your leprechaun cons some people, and then they buy your house. Now you live in a cardboard box with an annoying lil' leprechaun. :twisted:

EDIT: You get a grape, but it gets really big and then begins rolling toward you. You get smooshed inside it.

I wish for...hmm...a Shiny Wynaut.

[Sorgatani]

^^ Your grape is MASSIVE. You are graped. Now whine about it :p
^ Your shiny wynaut is hacked. You curse GTS and your foolishness.

I wish I had a duck.

[LovelyStrife]

You get a duck, but only you can see it and everybody else thinks you've gone loony.

I wish for a Mr. Goodbar

[Trombones13]

You get a duck, but it's really...a witch!
EDIT: Mr. Goodbar comes and whacks you with a giant metal bar.

I wish for a legit Shiny Wynaut.

[Sorgatani]

A shiny wynaut appears! But you are out of pokeballs.

I wish for a hover board

[LovelyStrife]

You get a hover-board, but you are stuck in a bleek future.

I want to play The Game of Life.

[Whitdjinn]

You can play the game of Life, however you end the game bankrupt and with no job.

I wish the Eagles would win the Super Bowl!

[LovelyStrife]

The Eagles win, but for the next 10 years they don't win a single game.

I wish that Q would pop into my life and be awesome.

[plusletrainer]

Q is now awesome but, L, C, and S are annoying

i wish for apsolutly nothing to happen

[Sorgatani]

Nothing happens. You are now incredibly bored.

I wish I could stop time.

[pikaluva13]

You can now stop time, but now yoou can't do anything with anyone...you are all alone...

I wish i could transform...

[Sorgatani]

You can transform!.... into a pile of rubbish.

I wish for my own house.

[pikaluva13]

You get your own house, but it's only a pile of rubbish ((:lol:i'm your house...weird...))

I wish i could explode, but still survive

[plusletrainer]

you explode and survive but you are turned to dust in the fire ((i'v wanted that before))

i wish i could be bored but not bored at the same time O.o

[pikaluva13]

You get bored and not bored at the same time, and then explode from breaking the space-time continuum

I wish i could travel through time

[plusletrainer]

you can travel through time but get stuck in the 80's with weird TV programing

i wish sparky could be the butler at the estate of panic

[N0t2f34r]

he is the butler, but he isn't very good and gest fired.

I wish I had a hotdog right now.

[plusletrainer]

you get a hot dog and it's all sweaty... ewww...:puke:

i wish that sparky would be rehired as butler of the estate

[LovelyStrife]

He is rehired, but it is for minimum wage and he is expected to work long hours withotu overtime.

Iggy wishes for a hug.

[Trombones13]

Iggy is hugged...by a boa constrictor. It isn't much of a comfortable hug... :(

Shadow Kecleon wishes for a black Christmas (whatever that means...). :twisted:

[Sorgatani]

Iggy gets a hug! only it is from Ned the vaporeon, who has just been for a swim. Iggy is now soaked and very unhappy.
Shadow Kecleon gets a black christmas - because he is now in Australia and experiencing horrible bushfires.


I wish for an effigy of Ozzy Osbourne

[plusletrainer]

you get what you said but it explodes

sparky wishes that he knew what to wish for

[Sorgatani]

Inspiration strikes! Sparky wishes for a ton of sand, which falls on him and crushes him :(

I wish for pie.

[N0t2f34r]

You get a pi. but it isn't apple pie, it's number pi.

I wish for a baloon.

[cowmoo83]

You get a balloon and decide to take a ride... you continue to go up and up into the sky until iyou get into outer space and run out of air...

I wish for a great christmas this year!:D

[Whitdjinn]

You have a great christmas, but are doomed to a life of horrible New Year's.

I wish I could fly.

[cowmoo83]

you can fly, but you crash into the aformentioned balloon (see my previous post) and head for the same fate as the ballooners

I wish pokemon were real :D

[Whitdjinn]

Pokemon are real, but only as stuffed animals, plastic toys, and the occasional grouping of colored pixels.

I wish for Dallas to lose tonight.

[pikaluva13]

wish granted, but then PokeFarm, ceases to exist, and the skin is worthless...

I wish that pigs could fly!

[pikaluva13]

Dallas loses, but then wins every other game they play

I wish that Pokefarm will never die again :D

[LovelyStrife]

You wish is granted, but Steve sells it to somebody else and all that was good about Pokefarm slowly but surely is taken away.

Iggy wishes for Sing Star: ABBA for Christmas.

[XD001]

Iggy gets Singstar, but then suddenly has a very sore throat and the doctor says :mad:"NO SINGING UNTIL NEXT CHRISTMAS!":mad:

I wish for more people to come to my Munchlax event...:(
(link in sig)

[Whitdjinn]

People come to your munchlax event, but release them as soon as they're traded.

I wish that my big toe would fall off.

[LovelyStrife]

You wish is granted, but it follows you around for the rest of your life singing songs by David Hasselhoff.

I wish for a smile.

[Taylor Rose]

Your wish is granted but you cant stop smiling until your 84 3/4.

I wish for a white christmas.

[LovelyStrife]

Wish granted! Your Christmas will be white because a near-by volcano begins to erupt and the ash it scatters around your area is white as snow.

I wish for luck!

[Whitdjinn]

Wish granted, you now have luck! Horribly bad luck!

I wish for an Axe!

[LovelyStrife]

Same as normal, then. lol

Wish Granted! A big, burly dude named Axe is teleported to your location.

I wish for R.E.O. Speedwagon.

[Taylor Rose]

Wish granted except its the size of a spoon.

I wish to be the president :mrgreen:

[mewmaster]

wish granted but the world ends
i wish for a wish that cant be corrupted

[Trombones13]

Wish granted! But then, the space-time continuum is broken, and life ceases to exist.

I wish PokeFarm had a purty blue holiday skin with Delibird icons. o3o

[Seaer]

Wish granted! But you turn blind and can't see it.

I wish I had a huge library of interesting books.

[meeker]

Wish granted you have a huge library of interesting books...but not a full library...only like three books
I wish missed members would come back (you know who you are)

[Seaer]

Wish granted! But your internet breaks down and you can't get on Pokefarm.

I wish I had all the Pokemon games ever made.

[meeker]

Wish granted...but all are broken

I wish I could go back in time and get a front row seat to a Micheal Buble concert that was here

[Seaer]

Wish granted! Unfortunately, you get seizure and miss most of the concert.

I wish I had more Wiimotes.

[cowmoo83]

you get wiimotes... unfortunately you have so many wiimotes that it's impossible to tell which one is on at which time and so playing on the wii becomes a problem...

I wish to know what songs I like.. -_-

[Seaer]

Wish granted! You will hate them afterward though.

I wish I was done with school.

[cowmoo83]

you finish school, unfortunately the time machine you went into to complete school transports you all the way to your future life... the life of a hobo... (this happened because you forgot all your school stuff when you went through time and you got fired from your job for thinking 2+2=5) sorry *_*

I wish for a deadly cobra bodyguard!

[meeker]

wish granted...only...its a double agent and kills you

I wish I had some IV battles

[Seaer]

Wish granted! Your Wi-Fi breaks down and the person giving you the IV battles is now unable to.

I wish I wasn't addicted to coffee (with lots of sugar).

[cowmoo83]

you lose your addiction, but soon die because you hate sugar and, without sugar, eating almost anything is out of the question...

I wish for Animal crossing wifi to work -_-

[Seaer]

Wish granted! No one can enter or leave your town anymore though.

I wish I had a kitten.

[pikaluva13]

Wish granted! No one can enter or leave your town anymore though.

I wish I had a kitten.
You get a kitten, but it's dead...:sad:

I wish i could never have to go back to school

[Trombones13]

Wish granted! Before long, you're poor and ignorant. Congrats! :-D


Wish granted...but all are broken

I wish I could go back in time and get a front row seat to a Micheal Buble concert that was here
I want her wish. :-D

[pikaluva13]

You get your wish! But the concert is cancelled, so too bad for you...:lol:

I wish that i could stay on my computer from 10:00-11:55...

[Trombones13]

Wish granted, and mine does, too.
...I don't really wanna ruin that, because if I do, you'll come bug me... But I'll say that no one talks to you and RuneScape crashes. :-D

I wish to be able to get my MP3 songs on this computer and my Zune... :cry:

[Golem Crusher]

your wish is my command,but your computer goes out during that time.


I wish I was Americas most popular person.

[Trombones13]

Wish granted...you're wanted in all 50 states for serious crimes, so you're forced to move to Savage Island, where a Shadow Kecleon destroys your mind with his evil powers.

I wish I could make Inkscape icons without screwing up or it crashing.

[pikaluva13]

your wish is my command,but your computer goes out during that time.


I wish I was Americas most popular person.
You are the most popular...but not in a good way, everyone wants to kill you.

I wish i had a million dollars
wish granted! you make a good one, but then it gets deleted before any one else see's it

I wish i had a million dollars

[pondertheworld]

Granted, but you're so popular that fangirls drown you in a wave of fangirliness. @.@

I wish I could stand up for myself.

[Trombones13]

You are the most popular...but not in a good way, everyone wants to kill you.

I wish i had a million dollars
You do...and then you get arrested for theft, but you escape, and then you're forced to Savage Island, where a Shadow Kecleon destroys your mind with his evil powers.

Granted, but you're so popular that fangirls drown you in a wave of fangirliness. @.@

I wish I could stand up for myself.
Wish granted! But you can never sit down again...

I wish that I had written a wish here before Adam posted below me... :oops:

[pikaluva13]

So...your wish is granted and...

I wish i could party during the New Year (not really...lol)

[pondertheworld]

Granted, but you are killed by a flying cat at the party. :lol:

I wish I could sit down.

[Vott]

Wish granted but yuo can never get up.
I wish I am the smartest kid in the world.

[Trombones13]

Wish granted...but you're smart in other ways, so everyone thinks you're a jerk. :wink:

I wish Rolos were easier to find in grocery stores... :9

[pikaluva13]

Wish granted, but they are all rotten, and spoiled...(and they are gross...:lol:)

I wish kurt would stop talking...:lol:

[pondertheworld]

Granted, but then I begin to talk endlessly! :D

I wish I could have a humongous sleepover with all of my friends!

[pikaluva13]

Wish granted, but then they are all dead, so it is pointless (i'm so mean...lol)

i wish that i could get on the wii right now...

[Trombones13]

Wish granted. You're on it, so it buckles under your weight and breaks. Then Mom, Dad, and I get mad at you and your computer is taken away. >_> lol

I wish I didn't have homework...

[pikaluva13]

Wish granted, but then you get "garagework" instead :lol:

I wish i could talk to animals

[pondertheworld]

You already talk to animals... Humans are animals... WISH FAIL :lol:
That's payback for this:


Wish granted, but then they are all dead, so it is pointless (i'm so mean...lol)


:bawling:

I wish I was a damsel in distress! :lol:

[pikaluva13]

((:lol:))
You get your wish, but then your head gets chopped off...payback served on a dish best served cold...yeah, i went there, and i bought property...:lol:

I wish that wendy would be all scared at the "sleepovers of doom" :lol:

[Trombones13]

Wish granted. Your knight in shining armor is a rookie, and the Dragonite eats you before he can save you.
(That's payback for you making Dragonite eat Nutty! :-D)

*sigh; Adam beat me*
Wish granted, so she gets mad at you and never talks to you again.

I wish that Dragonite hadn't eaten Wendy... She was a good friend. :(

[pikaluva13]

:lol: the dragonite pukes and wendy comes back out...hoorah! :puke:

I wish that wendy was clean, and didn't smell like puke...

[10*dcr]

wish granted! But you turn your back for a second and wendy gone!


I wish for all 493 pokemon in shiny form!!

[pikaluva13]

You get them! But then your game gets corrupted and you can't ever play it again...

I wish for Ranger2 to be in my possession!

[Trombones13]

Wish granted! It's in your pants pocket; you sit on it and it breaks.

I wish to pet Nutty! o3o

[meeker]

Wish granted...but...its evil!
I wish for a better tv monitor

[pondertheworld]

Granted, but pretty soon it's outdated again.

I wish Dragonite ate Nutty again... :lol:

[Trombones13]

*gasp* Nutty...evil?! :shock:

Wish granted, but it's infected with icky Rotom.
EDIT
Wish granted :cry:, but Nutty zaps Dragonite's insides and crawls out while it's unconscious.

I wish to be able to write PFQBL questions quickly and without error... :/

[meeker]

You do! But everybody quits the league
I wish for Nutty to be cloned!

[Vott]

Wish granted but you kept cloning.
I wish I have a high definition t.v.

[pikaluva13]

you get it, but it falls and breaks...i lieks nutty!

I wish to pet a non-evil nutty (nutty is never evil...<_<)

[Trombones13]

Wish granted, but then I hide him and you never find him again.

I wish to miraculously finish my Gym team soon, challenge the Gyms, and win without my game crashing. LOL

[pikaluva13]

((nutty go bye-bye again...TT_TT))

that happens, but your game gets corrupted, but doesn't crash, you can only start a new game though (HA! WHAT NOW! :lol:)

I wish for some food...

[cowmoo83]

you finish your team, but your finished your team so quickly, you didnt notice they were hacked pokemon and, after a while, the gym leaders find out and you lose all your badges...

I wish for a llama!:D

[Trombones13]

((nutty go bye-bye again...TT_TT))

that happens, but your game gets corrupted, but doesn't crash, you can only start a new game though (HA! WHAT NOW! :lol:)

I wish for some food...
Wish granted, but I eat it all. :-D

you finish your team, but your finished your team so quickly, you didnt notice they were hacked pokemon and, after a while, the gym leaders find out and you lose all your badges...

I wish for a llama!:D
Wish granted, but it spits on you all the time, and you hate it.

I wish to take my mom to France sometime in the near future.

[pikaluva13]

Wish granted, but she leaves you there, and makes me very happy

I wish for that to happen to kurt :lol:

[Trombones13]

;_; You're mean!

Wish granted, but I love it there and you guys come visit me all the time.

I wish for some pain au chocolat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pain_au_chocolat). :9

[pikaluva13]

You get it, but i eat it...cuz i be HUNGRY! and cuz you ate all my food earlier...TT_TT

I wish that mom gives me my sandwich...

[Golem Crusher]

Your wish is my command,but it goes bad in two seconds.............after you get it.......................

I wish I owned the popcorn factory.

[KitsuneGin]

Wish granted. But it's radioactive popcorn.

I wish I had a tootsie roll.

[Jolteon Forever]

Wish granted but it may not be what you think :sekret:

I wish we would stop talking about food.

[pondertheworld]

Granted, but then we start to discuss babies. :lol:

I wish my baby brother didn't puke on me that one time...

[pikaluva13]

You get it, but the "tootsie" part is actually "toots" :lol:

I wish for world peace! (running out of ideas here...)
Well that was bad...:lol:

any way:
Now he just poops on you instead

I wish for world peace...

[KitsuneGin]

Wish granted. Now Aliens attack bringing doomsday to earth. Thanks a bunch Pika.

I wish for a new car.

[Golem Crusher]

Your wish is my command,but it is not eco friendly.

I wish I went to Japan.

[meeker]

Wish granted...but you can't remember goin'

I wish to be the grim reaper

[Vott]

Wish granted but you didn't how to handle your powers.
I wish I lived forever

[pikaluva13]

Wish granted but you didn't how to handle your powers.
I wish I lived forever
Wish granted, but you can't move or do anything for eternity

I wish that that -glomp- smiley was added to PF

[meeker]

you live forever...but then the question arises...When you can live forever...what do you live for?...(NOT EDWARD! Go with JACOB! I HATE GUYS WHO SPARKLE)
I wish for the death of the book twilight!

[Golem Crusher]

(you read my mind) wish granted,but twilight lovers blame you,and hunt you down like a wolf pack.


I wish I could visit Mars.

[pikaluva13]

you visit mars, but die when you can't breathe...

I wish that i could be happy forever

[KitsuneGin]

Wish granted. But you don't have any gear, you soon die for lack of oxygen.
Edit: You're happy, even when you're supposed to be sad. Everybody hates you for it.

I wish for my favorite show to be on TV right now.

[pikaluva13]

It is on TV, but not on a channel you get

I wish for a pickle

[meeker]

Wish granted...but you find yourself caught in a pickle(Problem...ha ha get it?)

I wish for a glue stick

[Trombones13]

Wish granted; there's lots of pickles in the kitchen, if you recall, but they're not for us... :cry:
EDIT: Wish granted, but it gets stuck to your hand after you open the cap and you can't use it.

I wish to go to a Celine Dion concert...with Adam. :twisted: (Oh, but Adam's nowhere near me, because he'd bug me and it'd ruin it.)

[pikaluva13]

I go to the Celine Dion concert, and i get a VIP pass, i don't give it to you, but instead sell it for a million dollars (yeah right, who'd want that? :lol:)

I wish kurt would stop talking about Celine Dion

[Trombones13]

Wish granted, but I talk about Michael Buble and Maroon 5 instead.

I wish Celine Dion, Michael Buble, and Maroon 5 had a concert...together.

[pikaluva13]

They have a concert together, but a meteor falls and no one can go to it...

I wish for a good year in 09!

[Trombones13]

Wish granted, but every other year is horrible for you...and you get coal for Christmas! :twisted:
j/k :hug:

I wish I could meet some of my PF friends (excludes Adam, since I already have).

[pikaluva13]

((when did you meet me?)):lol:
Wish granted, but they are all zombies...i'm liking this game! lol

I wish that kate could go see jimmy!

[Golem Crusher]

wish granted,but fans of these bands(or whatever)will start to argue and the concert will be a bust.
EDIT:jimmy lives a million miles away.





I wish I had a wii.









I got everything else I wanted for Christmas.(and others that were cool.)

[Trombones13]

Wish granted, but...*doesn't really want to do anything bad to ruin it, so...* Kate trips.
Into Jimmy's arms.
*everyone "aww"s*
EDIT: Wish granted, but then you forget to put on your wrist strap, so you break your TV and have to sell your Wii.
I wish I had a Wynaut plushie! <3

[Vott]

Wish granted but you lost it.
I wish i was the luckiest kid in the world!

[pikaluva13]

((lol)) you get a wynaut plushie, but i get all of them, so you lose...lol

I wish for a clue on what to wish for...

[Trombones13]

Wish granted, but then you can't wish it.

I wish that when I breed that RNG is nice to me... *seriously doubts*

[pikaluva13]

It works but it is only nice to you for one pokemon, and you get one all-31 IV'd shiny pokemon, and everyone thinks it's *cough* and you get an H of evilness!

I wish that i could catch a shiny pokemon with my OT

[Golem Crusher]

Wish granted,but after that,when you go to dinner with your family dad asks by yelling:"GIVE ME PEPPER NOW!"You do,you spill the salt at the side and your luck has ended.

EDIT:everyone wants your shiny pokemon that happens to be a legendary.


I wish I could see who my future girlfriend is...

[pikaluva13]

((huh?))
You see your future GF, but then want to die, because she is the ugliest person in the world

I wish that i could fly...i guess...

[Golem Crusher]

you fly,but you can never walk again.


I wish my mom would get off my shoulder.(yes,she was on it when I was typing this.)

[Seaer]

Wish granted but she never talks to you again.

I wish I could stay up until midnight today.

[pikaluva13]

You can stay up til midnight, but can never awake after the next time you sleep

I wish that my neighbors would stop shooting off fireworks...<_<

[Trombones13]

Me too... <_<
Wish granted, but then they come and bang on your window.

I wish my room was just a little warmer... *shivers*

[pikaluva13]

throws blanket on you...HA!

I wish that money could buy happiness

[Taterbud]

throws blanket on you...HA!

I wish that money could buy happiness
*takes money from you* It does! :-D But now you're broke. :-(

I wish I had an absol plushie.

[pikaluva13]

Gives kate an absol plushie...but it's head is missing...due to bigheadedness...

Wishes i had a super cool flying car

[Trombones13]

Wish granted! But since you don't even have a license for cars that drive on the ground, you don't get to drive it.

I wish for Wynaut to learn more moves in Platinum and be awesome. 8)

[Sorgatani]

You have a flying car! But it runs on alcohol, which you cannot buy!

*edit* Your wynaut learns some platinum moves. But it is still japanese, which you can't read!

I wish to be a member of the Mob.

[pikaluva13]

Wish granted, it now gets Hyper Beam, but with .00000000000000000001% accuracy (still would be awesome, :lo:)

Wishes for a cool game...

[XD001]

You receive several cool games but they are all in Japanese and corrupt your game consoles!

I wish for super powers of my choice but I can flick through different ones (kinda like a rotor in my head!)...

[LovelyStrife]

Wish granted! But you forget that you have this power and go on with life as usual.

I wish for a deep fried Oreo...

[pikaluva13]

you get it, but you drop it into a mud puddle

I wish i could turn into a shadow, and travel through them

[Seaer]

Wish granted, but you're stuck in the shadow form.

I wish I had some chocolate right now.

[N0t2f34r]

You get some chocolate, but it tastes like barf.

I wish I could shoot spagehtti out of my fingers...

[pondertheworld]

Granted, but eventually everybody wants some of your delicious spaghetti and people start cutting off your fingers.

I wish Adam would stop being so mean to me. :bawling:

[Trombones13]

<_<
Wish granted, but then he's mean to Nutty.

I wish for a bouncy ball. o3o

[N0t2f34r]

you get a bouncy ball, then it breaks.

I wish for an ice cream cone.

[Seaer]

Wish granted, but it's made of rusted iron.

I wish I could spend more time on the computer.

[pikaluva13]

Wish granted, you fall on the computer, and break it. Then the ceiling falls and you are stuck on your computer.

I wish that i would stop smelling this bean soup...

[Seaer]

Wish granted, but all you can smell now is garbage.

I wish I had a DSi.

[Trombones13]

Wish granted. You taste it instead...mmm...
EDIT: Wish granted, but for some reason, all of your games freeze and crash once you try to play them on it.
I wish I had some crackers.

[pikaluva13]

You get some crackers, but they are all broken

I wish that i didn't have to eat the bean soup...

[Seaer]

Wish granted, but you have to eat dirt instead.

I wish I didn't have a crick in my neck.

[pikaluva13]

You don't have a crick in your neck, instead, it;s now in your legs and arms...

I wish that everyone would join Runescape...:lol:

[Seaer]

Wish granted, but they all take turns killing you.

I wish I would stop procrastinating.

[Trombones13]

Wish granted, but then the server is full and no one is able to play.

Grr! I'm too slow...
Wish granted, but now you're multitasking and get tired really quickly.

I wish for some M&Ms.

[pikaluva13]

You get some M&Ms, but then i eat them all '3'

I wish i had some chocolate!

[Seaer]

Wish granted, but they're made out of pine needles. EDIT: Wait, this works with your wish too. Nevermind.

I wish I had some ramen.

[pikaluva13]

you get some, but then Naruto comes and eats it all...

I wish that poop tasted like chocolate...:lol:((having hard time thinking of anything...))

[Seaer]

Wish granted, but you get food poisoning from eating too much.

I wish I would start up my fan-fic again.

[pondertheworld]

Granted, but then your computer crashes and you lose all your hard work.

I wish I had some avocado right now!

[pikaluva13]

((this was @Seaer's))You do it, but no one likes it, so no one reads it...

I wish that my computer didn't shut off at 10:00-11:55...

[Seaer]

Wish granted, but it shuts off at 9:00.

I wish I could type faster.

[pikaluva13]

((me too, lol))
Wish granted, but then all your typing looks like: "josdfhgjo dhiodgyh"

I wish that people could never have to eat

[Seaer]

Wish granted, but everyone dies from eating even when they don't need too.

I wish this thread didn't keep getting updated so fast.

[Pikadude609]

Wish granted. But now it gets updated very slowly.

I wish pokemon was real.

[Seaer]

Wish granted, but they cause mass chaos.

I wish I could take my wish back about the updates.

[Pikadude609]

Granted. But instead the thread gets deleted.

I wish for a mars bar.

[Seaer]

Wish granted, but it gets stolen.

I wish more people would join BB2 so we can start (I'm going crazy from anticipation).

[Pikadude609]

(LOL Same ere) Granted but then pokefarm goes down.

I wish for super strength.

[Seaer]

Wish granted, but you also gain superslowness.

I wish I had something to eat besides Wheat Thins.

[Pikadude609]

Wish granted. But everything tastes is expired.

I wish to be a Pikachu.

[Seaer]

Wish granted, but you can't use any moves and all the other pokemon shun you.

I wish I had something to drink.

[Pikadude609]

Granted. But it is cow wee.

I wish to not be bored.

[Seaer]

Wish granted, but you are a soccer ball getting kicked around.

I wish my parents would hurry up and leave for their party already.

[Pikadude609]

(LOL!) Granted but they make you go too and just sit in the corner of a room not being used without a ds or nothink.

I wish for it to be 2 hours ago.

[Seaer]

Wish granted, but it just plays in a loop. Over and over and over... You get my drift?

I wish my wi-fi was better.

[Pikadude609]

Your wish is granted. But then someone hacks into it and steals all your personal details...

I wish for my eye to stop hurting (I scrated it as it itched and cause i was biting my nails my nail was sharp and then...OW)

[Seaer]

Wish granted, but now you are blind.

I wish Wheat Thins weren't so hard! (I wear braces... So they move the braces slightly, which in turn dig into my gums... OUCH)

[Pikadude609]

Granted...But now they are as soft as grass and all yucky.

I wish for me to think of a wish.

[Seaer]

Wish granted, but it's a totally lame wish and everyone makes fun of you for it.

I wish I'm not hyper right now.

[Pikadude609]

Granted. But then you fall asleep.

I wish for chocolate.

[Trombones13]

Wish granted. You turn into a little chocolate boy and are devoured.

I wish for sunshine! Now watch; they're gonna make it so hot that we all die, LOL.

[Pikadude609]

Granted! But then it burns you alive.

I wish for a shiny torchic.

[meeker]

granted...but its so shiny you go blind

I wish for the dog, Crabbe, from Two Gentlemen of Verona

[Pikadude609]

Granted. But it bites you and runs away

I wish for a biscuit. :D

[Jolteon Forever]

Wish granted...but it's a dog bicuit :twisted:

I wish for Mario Kart

[meeker]

granted...but its Mario's Kart and he sues you for stealin' it

I wish for a pencil sharpener

[pikaluva13]

You get a pencil sharpener, but it doesn't work

I wish that i wasn't bored...

[Seaer]

Wish granted, but you die from doing all the stuff to keep you from being bored.

I wish I didn't have stage fright.

[dan the man]

wish granted, but you make a fool of yourself on stage and get very embarrased :(

I wish for a fully EV trained shiny absol:D

[meeker]

granted...but it was improperly EV trained

I wish for tape!

[dan the man]

granted...but it was improperly EV trained

I wish for tape!
granted, but the tape is magical and wraps you up and you can't move

I wish for a lawyer.(fairly odd parents hehe)

[meeker]

well...I am right here...and i am a lawyer(in trainin' though)
I wish for whiteout

[Trombones13]

Wish granted! A freak blizzard covers California, and you're stuck in your house for a week.

I wish more people voted for the Big Brother finale.

[Seaer]

Wish granted, but it ends in a tie.

I wish more people went to my event.

[Pikadude609]

Granted but only 1 person more comes and they decide not to take one.

I wish for my h/w to be done.

[pikaluva13]

Your hw gets done, but it's all wrong and you have to do it again

I wish that my nose would stop bleeding...

[Pikadude609]

Granted! But then it falls off.

I wish for a big t.v. for my room.

[Vott]

Wish granted but the T.V did not work.
I wish I was the strongest kid in the world.

[Sorgatani]

You are now the strongest kid - you've been transmogrified into a baby goat.
Unfortunately you are now TOO strong, and authorities would like to do genetic experiments on you.

I wish for a new pair of socks.

[Vott]

Wish granted but the new pair of socks are not clean.
I wish the world was in peace.

[Pikadude609]

Granted but then it blows up.

I wish for my room to be clean.

[Vott]

Wish granted but thensome kids came in and messed it up.
I wish there were more member in pokefarm.

[Sorgatani]

There are more members!
But they are spambots :(

I wish for some butterfree wings like Bibbit's.

[Vott]

Wish granted but then their wings broke off.
I wish my profile was fixed.

[plusletrainer]

wish granted but you must pay moneyz for it
*wishes for a pencil*

[pikaluva13]

You get a pencil, but there is no lead in it

I wish that i could get on the wii...(wish me luck:lol:)

[Trombones13]

Wish granted--everyone wishes you luck. Bad luck. And when you get on the Wii, you touch the Wiimote and the whole thing blows up.

I wish for a crepe.

[pikaluva13]

You get one, but it's all green and moldy...yum!:lol:

I wish for some food...in my stomach...that tastes good...

[cowmoo83]

granted... unfortunately you have too much food in your stomach and it explodes, leading to your death...

I wish to dye my hair blue!:D

[Vott]

Wish ganted but then your hair got shaved off.
I wish i was a good man.

[pikaluva13]

You are a good man, but no one likes you...

I wish that i wasn't so dang bored!

[cowmoo83]

you're not bored, but you become annoyed at so much homework you have to do!

I wish for $500

[Jolteon Forever]

wish granted but then some one steals it :eek: :sekret:

I wish for a hot dog that is not rotten and doesn't taste bad

[Vott]

wish ganted but then you dropped it.
I wish i had a million wishes.

[Jats605]

granted!!
but then an evil gnome steals them all!!

[pikaluva13]

um...you wish that a cow got ahead of you...it's granted, but it only eats your head...:lol:

I wish for a cow

[Golem Crusher]

wish granted,but....................................a farmer accuses you for stealing and sues you $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000,000.01
(pretty much all the money in the united states.):o:brick::jawdrop:

[pikaluva13]

You need to ask for a wish...

I wish that i could get on the wii later...

[Golem Crusher]

I forgot.
Wish granted,but later in this case means in 30 years.....

I wish for the death of Naruto!

[pikaluva13]

Wish granted, but then the name is changed, so it's still alive

I wish for some shiny pokemon

[Golem Crusher]

Wish granted,but it literally shiny,not the shiny pokemon color.


I wish I had my jar of pennies so I can donate(I used to have over 300 in it.............)

[Trombones13]

Wish granted, but you just have a jar.

I wish I could chain shinies... TT3TT

[pikaluva13]

You can chain shinys, but you're not all that good at it...:lol:

I wish for my dinner