what kind of music does geodude like best?
rock and roll

what do you get when you cross a groudon with a diglett?
huge holes all over your backyard!

how does marowak call it's friends?
on the tele-bone!

what does phanpy have in common with a car?
they both have trunks

how do you get a baby onix to fall asleep?
you rock it

what did the nosepass say to the pokemon trainer?
don’t take me for granite...